Ideas to make Gentleman Cho'Gath a truly "legendary" skin

As many of you know, Cho'Gath is in dire need for a visual update, and he also has a particular Legendary skin that is not so legendary compared to his other legendary skin, Battlecast Cho'Gath (Which visually and audibly is superior in almost every way) I made this thread to input my ideas for his eventual VU. These ideas most likely will be ignored by riot but it is fun speculating.

My ideas for gentleman Cho:

Q is a dining room table

W is him spitting out tea (or wine, if root lets it be)

E is assorted cutlery (knifes forks etc.)

After securing a kill with ult or using taunt he pulls out a handkerchief and wipes his mouth from his recent meal, and comments on the quality of his snack For example, he eats baron nashor, securing the kill and says something along the lines of how it was chewier than he expected, and perhaps unique interactions with jungle creeps and maybe even certain champions.

His recall could be akin to him in his splash, relaxing in his chair and taking a sip and swirling his wine.

I posted the on reddit a while ago and just moving it here for some more input and hopefully a red reply

Those are some of my suggestions and I hope you enjoy them as well and input your own ideas!

Edit: User roosterbega gave an awesome input:

*I DO NOT WANT THE BEAUTIFIED SPELL EFFECTS

I'm sorry to shout but I feel this needs to be voiced clearly. I think the dinner wear spell effects would ruin the skin kind of thematically for me and make it kind of stupid. I enjoy the whole civilized, but still very much a monster, feel the skin gives right now. Where would this table and all this cutlery even be coming from, it makes no sense? And though I'm not against the idea for w it would ruin the VO lines he has currently. Why would you be demanding quiet while you spit out tea? Maybe he could spit out tea when he dies?

I'm thinking the skin could be brought on par with legendary skins not by changing the spell effects but by giving him more animations and gentlemanlyness. Have him smoke his pipe while standing around, prepare some tea and read a book while he recalls, and the handkerchief idea that has been mentioned for feast is definitely something enjoyable to think of. Despite all the good manors though Cho should still be a monster, and not a badly done British tea time joke.*

He has convinced me otherwise that this legendary should be unique compared to the rest. I want this legendary to stand out from the others!

EDIT 2 no red replies on the front page for a day...