Ultimate Twitch Skin - Rogue-Rolling Twitch (D&D Inspired skin)

Having played D&D for a long time, and having mained twitch for a long time too, I'm actually considering some ideas that would be great for Twitch when and/or if he would have an Ultimate skin. Why not go ahead, and present it?: Rogue(-rolling) Twitch.

Rogue Twitch is a much more clever and sly interpretation of the original Twitch, but still retaining his cheesy and mad quotes/behavior that he originally has. This comes included with many vague phrases (Thieves Cant), and punch lines that are a reference to the Tabletop RPG; Dungeons and Dragons

Skin effects:

• Rogue Twitch fights similar like Rakan and Thresh with two attack styles. When a target is within 150 units of him, he stabs them with his dagger. When a target is further away but still in his AA range, he shoots with his hand crossbow.
• Rogue Twitch's taunt emote makes him first roll a die. At random, he'll throw in a humiliation (natural 1), sissy taunt, a mild burn, or a complete roast (natural 20), outside of his character interaction quotes.
• Rogue Twitch's passive icon looks like a poison Droplet. However, this changes when he hits level 6.
• After reaching level 6, you'll be given a choice of his Archetypes. Each archetype has a different color icon for his Passive stacks, and each different archetype changes his appearance.

--- Arcane Trickster (Thunder icon on passive) -

• Appearance: Twitch looks more in dark clothing. He no longer wears a dagger but instead his free claw glows.
• Ambush changes: Twitch gestures as he casts an Invisibility Spell on him.
• Poison Flask changes: Changes to a different color for each throw.
• Contaminate changes: Twitch raises his claw as a spell launches towards each infected target nearby.
• Spray and Pray changes: Twitch's bolts glow as they are imbued with magic.

--- Thief (Dagger icon on passive)

• Appearance: Twitch has a mantle with moderate leather-patched clothing. His dagger is gone and now wears/juggles a bag, while also wielding a bigger version of his crossbow.
• Ambush changes: Twitch surveils himself with his mantle before he becomes stealthed.
• Poison Flask changes: Twitch throws the a bag, putting down a series of poisoned caltrops instead.
• Contaminate changes: N/A
• Spray and Pray changes: Twitch aims down sights of his two handed crossbow

--- Assassin (Skull icon on passive)

• Appearance: Twitch wears many patches of black leather and clothing, tightly wrapped armour and bandages. He no longer wields a dagger in his hands, but instead wears two hand crossbows, and wields a dagger with his tail.
• Ambush changes: A swirl of darkness surrounds Twitch as he becomes stealthed.
• Poison Flask changes: N/A
• Contaminate changes: Twitch throws a streak of daggers at each infected target with his tail.
• Spray and Pray changes: Twitch shoots with both his crossbows simultaneously at his targets, his bolts glowing with a dark green color.

Rogue-Rolling Twitch quote and interaction ideas:

Twitch Taunts:

• (vs Bard Bard) The pencil is stronger than the blade? Want to put that statement to the test?
• (vs Lionheart Braum) It's all fun and games until the Rogue arrives, innit?
• (vs Greybeard Ryze) For my next trick, I will shoot a bolt right into your head.

Twitch Jokes:

• A bard, an assassin and a sorcerer walked right into my sights. They died.
• You're curious what's in these potions? Only one way to find out.
• (Trickster) Ah-ah, a magician never reveals his tricks. Fortunate for you, I'm no magician.
• (Thief) I don't make my own jokes. I always steal them from others.
• (Assassin) A joke? Hm. You.

Taunt Responses:

• You call that an intimidation check?
• I'm sorry, I must've aced my Insight.

Revives:

• Should've disengaged. I SHOULD HAVE... disengaged.
• Thanks for the Revivy luv.
• Who has been forgetting the squishy classes again?
• Well, that's one spell scroll less.

Attacks enemy champion (Within 150 units range)

• Go, trusty dagger! Do your work!
• Too close, TOO CLOSE.
• If only I using Ranged wouldn't DISADVANTAGE me now!

Attacks enemy champion (Further than 150 units range)

• There's more where that came from! Trust me.

Activates Ambush:

• Time to roll my Stealth Check
• (Arcane Trickster) Mutters incomprehensible arcane texts

Leaves Ambush:

• Surprise round! Hahahaha!
• Here is a Sneak Attack!
• Hello! (proceeds to murder team)

Activates Poison Flask:

• There is no escape!
• Here, I've been brewing this for you!
• Courtesey of the Alchemist's private collection!
• Roll that dex save!

Activates Spray and Pray:

• SHARPSHOOTER ACTIVATE!
• (Trickster) Mutters incomprehensible arcane texts
• (Assassin) DIE! DIE! DIE!
• (Thief) It seems you fell right into my trap!

Kill:

• One for the team.
• (Thief) I totally did steal that kill from you. What are you going to do about it?
• You'll be failing those death saves mate. It's inevitable.
• The die determined you'd die.
• It's not luck, it's... gah, yes, it's luck.

Pentakill:

• Natural... 20... Booyaa.
• Consider that your TPK.
• Get your new character sheets out fellas.