Urf Resurrected Sion (Skin Concept)

He was reworked in September of 2014, and overall a really cool champion with some fairly lackluster skins. But nothing has taken advantage of the opportunities that the rework offers.

ENTER: Urf Resurrected Sion. This would likely have to be a Legendary skin to give it the attention it deserves, but a giant, frankensteined Urf juggernaut.

Think http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/ad/Urf_mode_picture.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20140704223216 with legs.

Replace Sion's blood furnace with a fish tank, throw some stitches on him, and give him a huge spatula instead of an axe. His jaw could even be the grill of a spatula. He would have the Greek robe on and he would make manatee noises while using his ultimate. He also would need a golden crown (he is Urf afterall)

So recap:

1. Manatee head and colors
2. Spatula Jaw
3. Golden Crown
4. Spatula Axe
5. Fish Bowl Stomach
6. Likely special interactions with
7. Stitches and water effects

What do you think? What would YOU like to see on a Jugger-Urf?