Since Riot's not giving Malph a VU soon, can definitely not Malphite be a thing?

His head looks like a nose anyways, why not play on that fact and give him a pair of groucho glasses with the big fake nose covering his head?

Throw a business suit on him and some doofy looking shoes and BOOM, urf day costume. Like everybody knows his head looks looks like a nose. If were not changing it can we at least address the elephant(ine nose) in the room?

Thoughts?