Why just sion?

We need lumberjack Nasus, Darius, Olaf and Kled.

I mean if Sion can stampede his way through an entire forest why can't Olaf chop a tree down with a single throw? Or how about Nasus splitting it clean in two? I bet Darius could clear a small forest with a single spin!!! And Kled may not take one down with a single blow but he can hack all day, til it's down to the roots!!!

My point is that any of these champions is fit and equip to be a lumberjack just as much as Sion, and I think they would look handsome in a flannel shirt and beanie.

(Edit:) I appreciate the feedback and bumps. However, the idea was to focus on Axe wielding champions, please post your alternative skin ideas in your own thread. I understand that technically Hecarim and Draven wield axes, however their character models and skills don't exactly fit the core theme.

(You know who you are) And if you could throw Garen a chainsaw, a flannel and forget that huge pauldrons a key part of his character, and feel good about that or call him a lumberjack you don't properly appreciate the champion enough for your opinion to matter on the topic. (In my opinion) Also where would he get a chainsaw in Runeterra? 100% not lore friendly. (Before you say anything Battlecast Skarner was made by Victor and I don't think Garen is interested in asking that psychopath for anything.)