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We need men in the bottom lane (EQUALITY BABY)

Get Sett On·9/12/2019, 5:31:33 AM·4 votes·1,151 views

Me and the boys want a man duo to feel manlier bottom lane since I am nearly a Disney Princess with all the pretty and cute females, not to mention a talking cat on a fairy tale book. Muscle bound burly dudes just punching their way to victory bottom lane. I mean like another duo for the BROS.

I think screaming and manly grunts are needed in the bottom lane. Like my hair grows when I see them in champ select and I get a beard. I have been playing this game and in its history I still have no chest hair and I cannot grow a beard. I want to flex, eat protein powder and drink (definitely not alcoholic) Graggy Ice with my bros maybe even have a paired BRO recall where they give bro slaps and compliment each other's looks. I just want another pair in the bottom lane

Either that or give me a bro skins for Taric and Ezreal where they do MANLY stuff like braid each other's hair and spot each other doing bench presses and practice wrestling to prove they have testosterone and are NOT A COUPLE.

13 Comments

BeatzBoyFTW9/12/2019, 5:32:07 AM1 votes

Braum Alistar Taric

Koiyaki9/12/2019, 7:40:51 AM1 votes

I mean this a a bait post but still:

Alistar Bard Blitzcrank Brand Galio Rakan Sion Taric Thresh Velkoz Zilean

and for ads

Varus Yasuo Twitch Lucian Ezreal Draven

like...wat more u want

Scuffleboard9/12/2019, 1:01:44 PM1 votes

braum is the manliest man of all time though, idk what you're talking about

SEKAI9/12/2019, 1:51:21 PM1 votes

Remember when Graves was literally created because fans wanted a "manly" marksman, at the time when all marksmen were women?

Remember when Leona was similarly created entirely because fans asked for a female tank since there was little to no female tank at the time (only Poppy I think, and she was only played as an assassin because old Poppy's kit was not particularly well designed and encouraged assassin playstyle)?

Was there any big outcry about how asking for some equal representation was "SJW" or whatever? There was none. Everyone was happy that someone asked for male marksmen and female tanks, which were and are still rather lacking compared to their opposite sex counterpart.

Time's changed.

.......

But then again, I think OP (the post) was, putting this way, rather meh.