That Heartseeker Varus Splash though...
Fabulous. Shoot me pls.
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Taric/Varus bot lane OP confirmed
 
*gasp!
...
Outrageous...
The best part is how he's drawing the arrow back with just a couple of fingertips, all dainty-like. It's adorable.
Varus is pretty hot....no homo.
- "... Hey guys... look at what Rito just gave me for Valentine's Day!" (Flexes scantily-clad musculature) "UNHH!"
- http://ellesplanet.wordans.com/wvc-1324694788/wordansfiles/images/2011/12/23/114176/114176_340.jpg
- (eyes covered by the paw of a concerned Tibbers) "What? What is it? TIBBERS, LEMME SEE!!! D:"
- (eyes covered by the other paw; frustrated by the sudden darkness and getting angry...) "Gnar! Shubbanuffa vrooboo wap GNAR!" (Tibbers forced to sit on the now Mega Gnar's face; clutches Annie's face to himself simultaneously)
- "Chaaaaange... is goooood. THIS chaaange, however..."
- "No balance can ever dictate this."
- "Well, Varus... Looks like you've got some values of your own..."
- "Time for a shakedown..."
- (Moans in ecstasy, swoons with a beaming smile)
- (Glares at Taric sourly, then focuses on avoiding all further eye contact with Varus, while denying that his face is reddening whenever asked)
- (Looking down at Taric) "Well, he definitely never knew what hit him..."
- (Also looking down at Taric) "A new moon isn't the only thing that's rising..." (snigger)
- (Analyzes the fainted Taric) "Hmm... Dopamine pathways in this subject increase in transmission rate when in the presence of the introduced factor. The testosterone concentrations exuded by said introduced factor induce increased cardiac muscular activity, heightened diaphragmatic respiration, and an infusion of blood cells beneath the rostral exterior of the subject's cephalic extension... Intriguing..."
- "I don't get why everyone's all worked up. It's just Varus."
- "Ditto."
- "PurrrrrCRICKCLACKwhirrrrrrrustleclickHRRAAAAAHHHHHHRburrrrrckickcluck."
- (Pulls recently-invented Void translator from hair) "There are still some kinks to sort out with my creation, but what Rek'Sai may be saying is either an agreement with the opinions of Lee Sin and Lissandra, or an announcement that she has entered her estrous cycle..." (Proceeds to put up an H-28G barricade around the twitching Rek'sai)
- "I must be seeing things!" (Quickly eats a Noxious Trap-brand mushroom) "Pheww.... That's more like it."
- (Sits in the corner of the room with 
. 
750/750)
10/taric
Such manliness i love it but it just want me to have a Visual Update for Taric just as bad!
There's something amazing about the contrast between his dainty pinch on the arrow and his death grip on the bow
Does this mean we are at the point in society that it is ok to treat men as sexual objects too? If so put 
in a banana hammock.
Be still, my heart.
Sorry Ez, you are about to be replaced in Tarics eyes
I don't think I've ever been more creeped out by a splash art ever.
Apparently I will be throwing a lot of money at my screen this month...
Your non-heterosexual male League audience thanks you.
First half nekkie Pantheon, half nekkie Graves, and now this. Me LIKIE!!!
I am a straight male, and all I have to say is Unnnf!
I'd go homo for Heartseeker Varus ;)
I like how people always say they design the females to please the male audience.
Then I look at this skin.
Well ladies, you got exactly what you've always wanted. You're welcome.
Anyone else feel it is humorous that the first real female fanservice skin(I mean mostly naked) has a tentacle canon for an ult?
Nothing says romance like tentacles apparently xD
I may actually buy Varus just for this skin. About time we got more scanty clad men. Now if only Taric will get the love once his VU rolls out... Pool Party...
god finally some fan service for the ladies :) (Taric you're fab but you haven't gotten a skin in awhile) Keep it coming Riot :)
I just wish he had a different walking animation ;_;
Omg yes Bawhahahahaha. love it
Insert 'degradation to men' comment
But for real, I like this skin. I will buy it since I own Heartseeker Ashe and because this skin is just awesome looking.
They should have given him a VO too, his voice still sounds like his creepy old self.
Leave it to me to notice this:
If you look closely, you can see a little bit of the boat. Bootyseeker Varus.
I want him. Now.
turns me on
no homo tho
Heartseeker Taric next pls
EO inbound
When I saw it I was like: "Oh...Ohhh yeaaaaaasss" (I saved the image)
He is beautiful and hoooooooooooooooot.
swoons
So hot :3c
He's STILL not wearing any pants.
That arrow seems to hurt... Like a lot. Don't shoot me q.q
8/8 -N8