If we can't have an urf, can we at least get a mortal wombat.

http://i.imgur.com/ZsMyGsM.jpg

One's a chubby indestructible killer. The other's a chubby indestructible killer. It's the perfect substitute!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RJ2UDZNQLM0/VIsyYL0ozCI/AAAAAAAAq-Q/9Z90XERCVFo/s1600/Cb01x.jpg

Or heck, even just a Kennen skin:

https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/011/407/460/df1136e433b8c8774f36fefb899825fc_original.png?w=1536&h=864&fit=fill&bg=000000&v=1463682231&auto=format&q=92&s=0a8dec83f864730098a426fb01fed89e

I'll even take an Aurelion Sol skin. PLEASE. ANYTHING!

https://steemit-production-imageproxy-web.s3.amazonaws.com/U5dsxx5xYW8egEgACi5BZE4wLU71GKP?AWSAccessKeyId=ASIAJPCKPRDIY3PLJGHA&Expires=1485189087&Signature=vN53MpkSWpwf8CaC6TDjnpVSmP0%3D&x-amz-security-token=FQoDYXdzEL3%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwEaDMdaW1xfe5ypYafHbSK3A86XsHcMZ1WxjbD4pXZjbpQDvd3DWzkWSIzUel80iO8fY1PzoBqA1UquK2n%2FzubH5cx6ftrmMC0TQW0P9ipVS%2BzUkAYgzMbJwwwm9sg956rHGGXUj%2FuNw6JM2OJ10WikSvpBcsgAJA%2FEJR71tUgpxK5PbYQ52Mk6uqTmQ3Mb8trd5bmd7ezOrGjK21p9yIGlyxEkGwGa6NG1Nxjri%2BVZNJ0P6JxCVzP6dW1xpozQ5OlJZE4OcufNpMXnOZQT7C9eLSOXTMEKy8qC4Jnkie0L6H9NiAY%2FzNcBoQ%2FbIwRk65qE%2FvCep9Y1GgLi%2Biv4LybXNsC92ZTXNAZqa1QML1WlhHKFbZ4Wj0EDRBDsqijXNSDZHDdMJce7XrttCB4le1aDV1fJgwwvrV1qONd1ToSBDAx1cGvp3nMxuKlbRihsRWiiltgtEFFDTX0%2BP9IpC14cGcZ6bgBrOXfnEhRKy9tgQ9%2FMTwT2iAClzLHWRvr12LWXusNuZIqfZfz7op83NdBm0T2GHRxFaD0v4g4%2FiccBv8B6%2BmeEY0wyGuHDmtZkv%2F23lqxsLBMHmUQZFD2tOYmhh1Xx0SxNyPgo2OKXxAU%3D

Or a Voll- ya know what. Forget the champion. Just make a skin line.

http://www.kotzendes-einhorn.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Gigantic-fuzzy-wombat-attack.gif