"WHEN DOES THE KILLING START?"
"They'll never find all your pieces."
"Another corpse for the pile."
"I'll rip your head from your spine!"
"Your cries disgust me!"
"I'll drink from your skull!"
"This hunger... it gnaws."
"Why do I feel... NOTHING?"
"Blood is the wine of victory."
"No... pain... no... feeling... but hunger..."
I don't know Riot. I think you misplaced these quotes.
What? No, Teemo is super cheerful, just look at his base splash art:
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t6mp_ub0wqE/V_P9EtE8sUI/AAAAAAAAVfI/YAaeayz0an8HidvqcGJQyiHhF7npi82NwCLcB/s1600/Teemo_Splash_14.jpg
He is clearly smiling, and enjoying that tortured souls eternal pain, a better quote would be:
"Misery makes merriment!"
or
"Their screams are funny!"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!"
cries in a corner
# YOUR PITIFUL SCREAMS ARE MUSIC TO MY EARS.
Yeah, the TeemoxTristana ship sounds more like rape an abusive relationship now.
Don't ship it.
They threw it on Sion. Everybody knows Sion was only revived though Teemo's absolute evil powers.
They need to add an option so that these become the dialog for Teemo!
