Why can Darius dunk, but Garen cannot play baseball?

Garen and Darius. Darius and Garen. Dunkmaster Darius. Basebasher Garen? Homerun Garen? Bush did 9/11?

Come on, guys. Its unfair. I would buy some form of ultimate Baseball themed Garen skin. His Q could play a soundfile of a metal bat connecting with a ball. His W could be 3 Home plates. His E, well COME ON. His ult could be a GIANT BASEBALL BAT. The villain could be placed above two crossed bats by his name bar. Like a skull and crossbones. He could wear his hat backwards. Or just not at all. His idle animation could be him hitting hits cleats with his bat. His recall could be him in front of homeplate, accidentally letting go of the bat during a big swing, followed by someone screaming. In pain. While Garen cringes.

These are MISSED OPPORTUNITIES. And let's face it. Garen is A Demacian pretty boy. Baseball suits him. Fair is fair, Riot. Fair is fair.

(P.S. Make him taunt Little Slugger Trundle, saying "Maybe you'll make it to the big leagues one day, kid!")