(Skin Concept) Orphanarium Bard

This skin would prolly never happen but it was so funny to me i had to post

So basically bard is the grouchy dirty manager of some unknown orphanarium. His Q could be some rusty chains. his W a bowl that slowly rises to a ladle of gruel (as its charging) and then it gets filled. His E he could throw something at the wall he uses it on and the outline of the magical journey could mimic a whole in some drywall. Finally his Ult could be in the outline of a balled up fist in the target area and instead of turning everyone gold it flattens them for the duration. Also his chimes and meeps could be orphans he's collected.