Flying Spaghetti Monster Vel'Koz

I know Vel'Koz just got his new Archlight skin, so I'm not saying that this needs to come out in the next patch or anything, but I think that Vel was practically born for a skin like that. If his eyes were turned to meat-balls, his body to spaghetti noodles, maybe a spoon and fork as the bits that comes down from the top and bottom of his big eye...?

His Q could be a meatball that splits in two, his W and E could be sauce that he throws on the ground (and splashes up in the case of his W's second hit and his E's animation), and his ult could be a torrent of noodles and sauce that he just paints the opponents with. His taunt, where he uses his tentacle to form the data-thing in the air could literally be a recipe for spaghetti if you screen-shot and zoom in - "2 parts noodles / 1 part tomato sauce / 1/2 part Manatee meat" (Because who doesn't need more Urf references?) And assuming that you'd wanna take it a step further, some new voice-overs and sound would fit him nicely. "My presence causes them hunger", "Replicating life form noodle cuisine", "High concentration of garlic - Wonderful", "I miss the flavors of the Void..." Possibly even when near/taunting Kog'Maw, since he's always hungry, he could have special interactions.

This would be more geared as a gag skin, evidently, but I think our favorite squid could use a bit of humor. His character is so up-tight, focused, and collected about his goals, that it'd be hilarious to see him as a classic Italian favorite.

(Credit for the picture goes to TheDirtyTomato on DeviantArt - I had the idea for this, then last-minute I simply looked up "Flying Spaghetti Monster Vel'Koz" in Google Images and that came up.)