How Kassadin became a boy

Greetings, I commented something on these boards, a glorious comments destined to spark this new and equally glorious headcanon which I will now bullshit a totally rad story about. ahem

Now witness: Trans Kassadin

It was a sunny evening accompanied by the ever so gentle winds of the Shuriman desert. Spork (the made up name of Kassadins daughter) was playing cheerfully with her newest pet, a tiny xer'sai. Adults may run from them, screaming hysterically but Spork was tough as nails, a trait she inherited from her single mother, Kassadina (this is kassadin b4 the transition, just in case).

Kassadina was a serene beauty, with titties that would make a certain redheaded bounty hunter pirate really jealous. And there she was admiring her super cute daughter when suddenly

"NYAAAHAHAHAHA I HAVE UR CHILD NOW" Malzahar said maliciously and sexy as humanly possible

"wtf give her back u pedo" Kassadina answered

But malzahar didn't care, he flew up and away leaving this single mother, a sad mom :(

                    Chapter 2

I have chapters now apparently

"BITCH NO U DON'T" Kassadina said to herself, her sudden determination was unchallenged. She straight up sprinted to the nearest fitness studio 6 miles away in, like 14 minutes.

She stormed past the checkout.

"gtfo nerd i need to get RIPPED"

And she did just that. 40 days and 40 nights she made Garens and Darius's run out crying, by merely bench pressing next to them.

She finally looked in the mirror to see if these newly acquired protein packs were enough to beat malzahars fragile butt. She couldn't comprehend what she saw next.

"where the FUCK are my titties???"

They died under the mass of muscles, she still looked super rad tho, top waifu material.

"eh, might aswell" she thought as she left the studio, heading to zaun

                Chapter C

The transition

We are now in Dr.Mundos plastic surgery clinic

"so you want a dick to fit your lack of titties"

"yeah"

"lol ok"

        Chapter 6

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Kassadina is no more. What we now have before us is a flaming hot bro dude named Kassadin. And he is pissed.

"DADDY IS COMING FOR YOU BABY :'(" He shouted into the sunset, giving his abs a gentle kiss.

Ty very much 4 reading my kassadin origins story hope you enjoyed