Have you ever thought about how weird the LoL world is?

Kind of a weird thing to say really but im sure im not the only one who was just chilling in a ranked game thinking objectives and whatnot, only to realize that a fucking 400 pounds spider just spawned in my base And 3 spiderlings are following her. Shoutout to single spider moms

I mean can you imagine? like you're hiking with you little sister on a mountain when that same mountain stands up, flexes its ...uhh stone muscles (?) and goes ''You will lose'' What am I gonna lose? my sanity? probably. A mountain just taunted me. and now its running away from my little sister who I didn't even know was a legendary firebender

What would your reaction be upon meeting your main? whoever it is, I suggest that you run away instantly cuz 95% of these champions would instantly rip your head off clean. For fun.