Funny Zyra Skin Dialogue

Another day in the League of Legends

: I just got a new skin this patch!!

: Well that's wonderful.

: I think it perfectly captures the heat of the sun and the kitchen.

: Oh yay...

: Is something wrong, Zyra?

: Maybe she just needs too photosynthesize?

: (smirks) I could but I would much rather want to be a thorn in your side.

: Zyra is just a bit, shall we say, envious because she hasn't gotten a skin in awhile.

: How did you know?

: I can read both air currents and body language. Also we were talking the other day and she brought it up.

: Zyra, for a support you aren't very supportive.

: You think it's been_ awhile_ since I've gotten a skin? Its been 4 YEARS!! I'm a flower, I need love to grow. My babies are withering away from a lack of it.

: I'm so sorry.

: I could always water them for you?

: And I could give them a gentle breeze.

: Why thank you but none of that is needed. Just a little sunlight should do, maybe you could _help _ me later Leona?

: (blushes) Well I would be ashamed of myself as a Solari if I didn't help a living thing in need.

: I'll be off now, my friends on the rift need some nurturing. Oh and Leona, make sure to wear the armor, I like it.

Zyra leaves the room

: What have I gotten myself into?

: If you value your life it better not be my flower.

& : Your flower?!

: Yes, Zyra is my precious flower and if you even touch a single petal on her head I will show you why they call me the "Twisted Treant."

: I assure you as a Solari, nothing will happen.

: It better not. For your sake...

: (nervous laughter) I should probably go.

_Leona runs off like if she just got a booty call from Diana _

: That was soooo cute!

: Agreed. I had no idea Zyra and Maokai were dating, I always did ship them though.

: The tide flows for them.

: You really think so, Nami?

: I know so.

_Maokai, Janna, and Nami leave _

: (whines) My life is over...

: Why's that, Ruru?

: Because Zyra chose Maokai over me. How did she not notice me?

: Well maybe secretly stalking her for months isn't the best way to get her attention, Ruru.

: IT'S NOT STALKING! It's just umm.. it's ahh.. it's...

: It's what, Ruru?

: Just shut up.

: (licks Varus' arm) You taste purple.

This has been a message brought to you by the "Please Give Zyra A Skin Already It's Been Four Years Foundation" otherwise none as P.G.Z.A.S.A.I.B.F.Y.F. And yes, I do ship Maokai x Zyra over Varus x Zyra. If Varus were to date somebody it would ruin his whole emo look.

P.S when Zyra talks about her "friends on the rift" that is actually a reference to her joke in game.