Since servers are down

So after being called a janitor master yi for a while now, I thought, well, why can't we have a janitor master yi skin? His sword would be a mop. His head would be replaced with a bucket. His q would have splashing effects, his e would dump his mop into a bucket of bleach (true damage for sure, more like brain damage) and his r would have him skating on bars of soap or swiffer replacement wipes. His w would be him closing a stall for deep cleaning? I thought it might be fun.