Simple , terrible and Fun concept at the same time ?

Just A champion with a passive saying

"The less health , the more movement speed this champion has"

I wondered how to bring a coward champion into league of legends and i realized this is the perfect way to do so.

Skarl is already my favorite thing in the game just by how derpy he looks

actually you know what ? Make skarl that champion. like unmounted Skarl being a champion.