Why do you think i wear armor

The Anivia OTP·Feb 20, 2019·52 votes·16,323 views

Morgana: -Feel something ! anything ! Kayle: Why do you think i wear armor, sister ? Me: No you don't

77 Comments

Tin ObliteratesFeb 20, 201935 votes

"I wear armor on everything except a large portion of my torso where most of my vital organs are."

Velzard of KozFeb 21, 20195 votes

And when I ascend I am going to reveal my shoulders because losing arms is tight

DisigFeb 21, 20192 votes

Stab my kidney, I dare you!

GreenKnightFeb 20, 201925 votes

Holy shit, her "armor" looks even worse in the game.

SobxFeb 20, 20191 votes

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GreenKnightFeb 21, 20196 votes

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I'M the one that's going with the "popular" opinion? Hah, go see my comment history.

BoringLittleFFeb 20, 201920 votes

I wanted to make this joke:

Kayle: Why do you think i wear armor, sister? Boards: https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.240417923.8805/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u6.jpg

But Boards kinda took care of it themselves [sg-miss-fortune]

Warlord DienekesFeb 20, 201918 votes

Honestly, Morgana's line to Garen kinda annoyed me. "Those who wear armor are afraid to die."

Bitch do you know how insane medieval battlefields are? Weapons are flying around, arrows are shot at you, there is a mass of a hundred men with spears all attempting to stab you in rows. What fucking moron wouldn't wear armor?

Iota ThetaFeb 20, 201918 votes

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Honestly, Morgana's line to Garen kinda annoyed me. "Those who wear armor are afraid to die."

Bitch do you know how insane medieval battlefields are? Weapons are flying around, arrows are shot at you, there is a mass of a hundred men with spears all attempting to stab you in rows. What fucking moron wouldn't wear armor?

Seems to be some weird thing with Morgana. She seems to praise mortality as she kills enemies, calling it divine. Guess she values the cycle of life and death and looks down on those intending to prolong their lives, which is weird, cause I didn’t get that from her lore. Maybe her father’s death really got to her in that sense.

Warlord DienekesFeb 20, 20194 votes

That does seem kind of odd, considering her shtick in lore was that she tried to protect people from Kayle's justice. Protection. Shields. Armor. All that kind of goes together.

Iota ThetaFeb 20, 20193 votes

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That does seem kind of odd, considering her shtick in lore was that she tried to protect people from Kayle's justice. Protection. Shields. Armor. All that kind of goes together.

Then again, perhaps that has to do with how she views her own power. She seems to consider her nature a curse, to the point of trying to cut off her wings. They’ve lived for hundreds of years. Perhaps..after her battle with Kayle, loss of their father, she wants to die but can’t (what does it take to kill an Aspect anyway?), so she sees mortality as beautiful and something she longs for.

Warlord DienekesFeb 20, 20191 votes

Well, before Zoe Aspects were specifically said to be killed just like anyone else: by stabbing them.

But, I'm sure that's just not ridiculously powerful enough for Riot anymore.

Iota ThetaFeb 20, 20194 votes

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Well, before Aspects were specifically said to be killed just like anyone else: by stabbing them.

But, I'm sure that's just not ridiculously powerful enough for Riot anymore.

So not a natural death, but killing the mortal body can be done. What was different about Zoe’s lore that changed that? Don’t remember reading about her getting stabbed and surviving or anything like that.

Edit: forgot to address Morgana. So she considers her power a curse at this point. either she doesn’t know how to be free from it, or maybe she does, but the idea of Justice in her mind won’t allow her to put herself in that situation.

Warlord DienekesFeb 20, 20194 votes

Nothing in her lore directly references or contradicts it. However, it is when we see the power of the Aspects increase dramatically.

Pantheon is just a super soldier, Diana has some minor magic tricks and the voices of many long dead whispering in her ear, and Leona can cast some light magic that seems pretty strong but far less than some other mages in the setting have done.

Then comes Zoe who has unrestricted galaxy spanning teleportation, can summon meteors, turn off gravity, and more. And now Morgana apparently can't hurt herself with a knife. And Kayle can rain hellfire down upon an entire city.

I'm thinking the space parasites are getting a power boost.

Iota ThetaFeb 20, 20194 votes

Eh, Pantheon comes crashing down from the sky and 1vX’s an enemy group, Diana takes out a few Voidborn solo, and Leona drops her ult. Zoe is an extreme, for sure, but her aspect is a trickster, kind of like Loki, who can do other crazy stuff.

Morg not being able to cut her wings doesn’t surprise me much. We see Angel from X-men trying similar and struggling, both from pain and reach. Even if it doesn’t mean she could ohysically cut through them because of durability, I have a feeling there’s a pain aspect there, like trying to cut off a limb with a knife.

Sexy Jack RabbitFeb 21, 20193 votes

Zoe herself was also stated to be the best 'choice' for the trickster aspect thus far (Myisha was more serious, so it probably made it harder for the Trickster aspect to break rules willy nilly), which is mentioned to also increase the power level of aspects.

On top of that Zoe has been the Tricksters boon for about 1000 years now, so it makes sense she's so next level.

Frontline FuryFeb 21, 20191 votes

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Then again, perhaps that has to do with how she views her own power. She seems to consider her nature a curse, to the point of trying to cut off her wings. They’ve lived for hundreds of years. Perhaps..after her battle with Kayle, loss of their father, she wants to die but can’t (what does it take to kill an Aspect anyway?), so she sees mortality as beautiful and something she longs for.

That is incredibly edgy and makes her goth look an utter cliche. The suicidal emo?

I find that hilarious.

Iota ThetaFeb 21, 20193 votes

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That is incredibly edgy and makes her goth look an utter cliche. The suicidal emo?

I find that hilarious.

It does sound cliche...but that’s how some of her interactions sounded to me.

Zeppelins circusFeb 22, 20191 votes

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It does sound cliche...but that’s how some of her interactions sounded to me.

Actually is being controlled by some "space parasite" living your own life? Morgana just wanted a normal life. Until Kayle started to do batshit things.

Iota ThetaFeb 22, 20191 votes

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Actually is being controlled by some "space parasite" living your own life? Morgana just wanted a normal life. Until Kayle started to do batshit things.

Well, thanks for telling me how you feel about the Aspects. I guess I’ll have to limit discussion of them with you.

But first off, they aren’t “parasites”, they’re powerful beings that grant a host power in return for something. They are more akin to the Venom Symbiotes of Marvel, a symbiotic relationship. The host gets power, and the Aspect gets a vessel. In all but 1, maybe 2 instances, the host retains full awareness, knowledge, and personality. Those exceptions are Pantheon, and Zoe who doesn’t remember some stuff that she does because the Aspect of Twilight makes her forget. Their goals may shift, like Leona going from wanting to kill Diana to wanting to find her to seemingly work with her, but that happens to everyone at a life-changing event.

Yes, Morgana seems to want to live a normal life. That’s why she binds her wings, why she tried to cut them off and just walks on the ground. her wings not being able to be severed from her body does not equate to the Aspect controlling her

Zeppelins circusFeb 22, 20191 votes

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Well, thanks for telling me how you feel about the Aspects. I guess I’ll have to limit discussion of them with you.

But first off, they aren’t “parasites”, they’re powerful beings that grant a host power in return for something. They are more akin to the Venom Symbiotes of Marvel, a symbiotic relationship. The host gets power, and the Aspect gets a vessel. In all but 1, maybe 2 instances, the host retains full awareness, knowledge, and personality. Those exceptions are Pantheon, and Zoe who doesn’t remember some stuff that she does because the Aspect of Twilight makes her forget. Their goals may shift, like Leona going from wanting to kill Diana to wanting to find her to seemingly work with her, but that happens to everyone at a life-changing event.

Yes, Morgana seems to want to live a normal life. That’s why she binds her wings, why she tried to cut them off and just walks on the ground. her wings not being able to be severed from her body does not equate to the Aspect controlling her

As Aurelion Sol claims, the aspects are not generous at all. They claim control of you and your destiny. This is not symbiosis at all.

Iota ThetaFeb 22, 20191 votes

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As Aurelion Sol claims, the aspects are not generous at all. They claim control of you and your destiny. This is not symbiosis at all.

Aurelion Sol is also biased against them, because of what they did to him. Looking at how they work with Leona, Diana, Taric, Kayle, and Morgana (who possibly are not even true Aspects), they definitely seem more symbiotic.

ThilmerFeb 21, 20191 votes

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Seems to be some weird thing with Morgana. She seems to praise mortality as she kills enemies, calling it divine. Guess she values the cycle of life and death and looks down on those intending to prolong their lives, which is weird, cause I didn’t get that from her lore. Maybe her father’s death really got to her in that sense.

…..sounds like Karthus to me.

Warlord RhinarkFeb 21, 20194 votes

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What fucking moron wouldn't wear armor?

Kayle, obviously.

And I gotta say, Riot really nailed making Kayle a moron in her new lore.

AetherArisingFeb 21, 20196 votes

[{quoted}](name=Warlord Rhinark,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=svz4fBuU,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2019-02-21T07:16:13.266+0000)

Kayle, obviously.

And I gotta say, Riot really nailed making Kayle a moron in her new lore.

Lawful Stupid isn’t a real alignment, as much as some people seem to use it. Rito fucked up on kayle

Chembaron YamadaFeb 22, 20192 votes

Lawful stupid, that's a good one.

Sir SaltarinFeb 21, 20191 votes

Dont you like female Judge Dredd Aether Wing ?

I got that and I'm excited

JaspersFeb 21, 20191 votes

I haven't listened to her voice lines, please tell me she has a "I am the law." line?

Sir SaltarinFeb 21, 20191 votes

On a pentakill:

I AM THE JUDGE

I AM THE JURY

AND I AM THE LAW

JaspersFeb 21, 20193 votes

Then I will never hear it.

Warlord RhinarkFeb 21, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sir Saltarin,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=svz4fBuU,comment-id=000100010001,timestamp=2019-02-21T09:25:20.503+0000)

Dont you like female Judge Dredd Aether Wing ?

I got that and I'm excited

Base skin master race.

Sir SaltarinFeb 21, 20191 votes

Have you seen Inquisitor forms?

Pentakill is awesome aswell

Warlord RhinarkFeb 21, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sir Saltarin,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=svz4fBuU,comment-id=00010001000100010000,timestamp=2019-02-21T12:20:31.808+0000)

Have you seen Inquisitor forms?

Pentakill is awesome aswell

You the same kinda guy that plays Trundle without the base skin.

smh

Sir SaltarinFeb 21, 20191 votes

I dont play Trundle, period.

He's too ugly, I can only play cute adcs, my aesthetics standarts are really high.

Warlord RhinarkFeb 21, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sir Saltarin,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=svz4fBuU,comment-id=0001000100010001000000000000,timestamp=2019-02-21T13:38:16.793+0000)

I dont play Trundle, period.

He's too ugly, I can only play cute adcs.

BRUH

He ain't ugly.

But you 'bout to be.

Chembaron YamadaFeb 21, 20191 votes

I play Junkyard Trundle. Fite me.

Warlord RhinarkFeb 21, 20191 votes

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I play Junkyard Trundle. Fite me.

I was just joking.

We all know every Trundle skin is the best Trundle skin.

PyronaaxaFeb 21, 20193 votes

The point is that wearing armor means that you are afraid of getting hit by weapons which basically means death so you wear armor to prevent that.

It signifies that you are afraid to die to those so you wear armor instead. I just repeated myself though.

Not wearing an armor however means you are either extremely brave or foolish and you are not afraid to die but you instead embrace it.

Romans VI XXIIIFeb 21, 20193 votes

Wearing armor does not mean you are afraid to die, means you smart enough to attempt to keep from dieing. Big difference.

And not wearing armor doesn't mean you embrace death, it simply means you dont think you need armor.

Now you can wear armor and be afraid of death, but wearing armor does not = afraid of death. Wearing the armor is not making you afraid of death, but being afraid of death could make you wear armor.

See the difference?

PyronaaxaFeb 21, 20192 votes

People wear armor to keep themselves from dying is basically fearing death. It is also the general consensus for almost everyone that wearing armor will prevent anyone from dying. One of the reasons armor was invented was so that people won't die. Wearing armor isn't making you afraid death if you are already scared of it. You fear death so that's the reason you wore the armor in the first place

Not wearing armor in a battlefield means that you are not afraid to die at all. It isn't just something that soldiers think they don't need.

A person knows the risks of not wearing armor into battle and yet he still did not wear it. That must meam he is either brave or foolish.

If you are trying to be condescending then you shouldn't have bothered replying to my comment.

Zeppelins circusFeb 22, 20191 votes

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People wear armor to keep themselves from dying is basically fearing death. It is also the general consensus for almost everyone that wearing armor will prevent anyone from dying. One of the reasons armor was invented was so that people won't die. Wearing armor isn't making you afraid death if you are already scared of it. You fear death so that's the reason you wore the armor in the first place

Not wearing armor in a battlefield means that you are not afraid to die at all. It isn't just something that soldiers think they don't need.

A person knows the risks of not wearing armor into battle and yet he still did not wear it. That must meam he is either brave or foolish.

If you are trying to be condescending then you shouldn't have bothered replying to my comment.

Also some groups historically did not wear armor just for the reason to terrify the hell out of people. Wearing facepaint and stuff.

Chembaron YamadaFeb 21, 20194 votes

Sooo the quintessence is.... he is afraid to die.

Warlord DienekesFeb 21, 20192 votes

Caution and fear are not the same thing. And confusing the two is likely why we have so many morons in the world that kill themselves through their stupidity.

TeCoolMageFeb 21, 20191 votes

someone who isn’t afraid to die

RekseeFeb 21, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=Warlord Dienekes,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=svz4fBuU,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-02-20T20:24:28.362+0000)

Honestly, Morgana's line to Garen kinda annoyed me. "Those who wear armor are afraid to die."

Bitch do you know how insane medieval battlefields are? Weapons are flying around, arrows are shot at you, there is a mass of a hundred men with spears all attempting to stab you in rows. What fucking moron wouldn't wear armor?

Morgana and Kayle apparently.

Jeanne fan clubFeb 21, 20191 votes

If you aren't ready to black knight that sh*t then u aren't a true knight smh

Zeppelins circusFeb 22, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=Warlord Dienekes,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=svz4fBuU,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-02-20T20:24:28.362+0000)

Honestly, Morgana's line to Garen kinda annoyed me. "Those who wear armor are afraid to die."

Bitch do you know how insane medieval battlefields are? Weapons are flying around, arrows are shot at you, there is a mass of a hundred men with spears all attempting to stab you in rows. What fucking moron wouldn't wear armor?

A frigging angel using dark sorcery with a busted barrier of course.

...yes.