Character Concept: Smeef, the Ham Vendor

Smeef is a native of Zaun, bound to a rocket wheelchair due to losing his legs in a tussle with a rabid yordle cough Kled coughcough, He is a surly little summagun.

He pulls a small cart behind him and mongers various meats of the pig variety.

Passive: Sodium More-ide!: Every time Smeef uses an abilitiy, he heals the nearest champion by throwing bacon into their mouths. He's skilled like that.

Q - Drumstick Flick: Smeef throws a big ol' drumstick of ham on the ground. The next allied champion to walk over it gains a small amount of exp and mana. If an enemy runs walks over it it saps some of their mana and movement speed.

W- Flank shank: Smeef pulls out a rack of pork ribs and stabs them into an enemy unit, dealing damage and applying a bleed. If they are under the effect of Drumstick Flick, Smeef steals a small amount of their mana.

E- Waft: Smeef uses a small fan to blow the scent of sizzling bacon at an enemy champion. If hit, the enemy champion deals reduced damage to champions near Smeef and silences them for 1 second.

R - GET IN MUH PAN: Smeef smacks an enemy champion with a severed pig head, knocking them into a giant frying pan. For 2 seconds the champion is untargetable and cannot act, but Smeef steals a large amount of their health and mana.

This one isn't that serious, but I couldn't pass up the idea of a bacon slinging equivalent of the cart troll from Hellboy 2...