[CHAMPION CONCEPT DISCUSSION] Why Rito Refuses to make Helmet Bro a Champion
Death #001: I Thought Cutthroat Doesn't Silence Anymore...
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Noticing from the image, it looks like Talon has been on some missions lately. His objective was to assassinate a crucial target that would be harmful to Noxian control. Apparently, Helmet Bro was on their top list.
Rito. Stop murdering your potential champions. It's bad for business.
Okay?
Ok.
UPDATE: 10/14/14
So, apparently, this has gotten more popular than I'd originally planned to. For your viewing pleasure, I'll add some more ways how Helmet Bro dies in League of Legends.
Death #002: Dinner Time In the Void:
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It looks like Creeps aren't enough to feed Kog. So, he had something much more filling. Nothing like a tasty treat of Helmet Bro to end the day.
Death #003: Trampled: Literally
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Probably the most favorite of the deaths. Poor Helmet Bro; hopelessly crushed by Sion's OP rework. However, notice as you gaze at the artwork. Why do you have Helmet Bro's Helmet on you as you look at Sion? Only one thing is certain. Sion's new metal boot is great at crushing bodies, and preferably, shattering skulls.
UPDATE: 10/15/14
Well. 7,600 views, and counting. And, 26 upvotes. I am a happy camper now. :) Thanks for taking the time to appreciate Helmet Bro and his awesome build.
Thus, I propose a declaration. On October 15, 2014, this shall be known as Helmet Bro Awareness Day! Like it? No?
Anyway, to celebrate reaching more than 7.5k views, here are more ways that Helmet Bro is mercilessly slaughtered by the League. You're welcome.
Death #004: The Original Dunkmaster
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Pre-dating back towards the First Demacian and Noxian War, Darius has had his hands on a lot of soldiers. Especially the guy that Darius has his left hand around; with a bearded face and the same helmet Helmet Bro uses. My intuition suggests that this guy might be a father figure to Helmet Bro. Either way, the Dunkmaster really knows how to tear up the courts, even without the basketball.
Ignore the guy in the circle. He's not as awesome as Helmet Bro's Father.
#GETDUNKED
Death #005: Helmet Bro Stone Statues: ON SALE NOW!
To commemorate the launch of her new rework, Cassiopeia has taken the time to procure two very special, Limited Edition, Legendary, Geniune Helmet Bro statues that you can take with you into battle! These statues will never leave your side, even when you're in a team-fight!
The Helmet Bro Statues are now selling in the store at 950 RP for this week only! After that, they're 1350! Don't wait! BUY NOW!
Death #006: Notice Me, Senpai
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Vel'Koz, on the inside, is a big softie. Poor guy, always trying to show his affections to the awesome Helmet Bro. What better way to show it than an agonizing plasma ray to the face! Helmet Bro will surely notice you after that!
Senpai will notice me...EVENTUALLY.
More to come soon! But, quick question. Seriously.
NATIONAL HELMET BRO DAY OR NAH?
Ok.
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's splash art? You can see three (maybe four) Helmet Bro. What if Helmet Bro isn't a person, but a whole team?