Make a Gentleman Fiddlesticks Skin
http://img1.leaguecraft.com/skins/asset/skin_0_760px_16_1.jpg
Give him a Top hat. Replace Scythe with a walking Cane and give him pants and Shoes tied to his stick legs with strings. Give his Crows a top hat and a suit. When he dies he should fall out of his shoes. http://puu.sh/oRV4l/d8e6ff52dd.jpg Place a Suit Crow on his shoulders and he throws the crow with his E. Update his R to have crows flying around in suits talking about tea parties and stuff.
I'd pay $30 for that skin.
Should be an 1820+ skin