Champion Concept- Dahm the big jerk(reverse Braum-JOKE)

this is a JOKE concept.

DAHM: The mustache-less man, with grand beard. Dahm is an jerk and with lots of bottom cleavage and will use everything in his power to save his own bare ass. B)

Passive- Concussive Kicks Dahm's basic attacks and Dahm Kick each apply Concussive Kicks to his target for 4 seconds, stacking up to 4 times. Once the first stack has been applied, any allied champion's basic attack on the target generates an additional stack. Upon reaching 4 stacks, abilities are granted bonus effects

Q-Dahm kick: Dahm kicks an ally unit in a line, if unit it an champion and collied with an enemy unit both are knocked up. stunned during the launch. IF allied is used as a shield Dahm will kick them off getting bonus Movement speed. And if Dahm hits an ally against a wall, allied is stunned) Passive: Good kick: If ally is marked with "Out of my way" allies are not knocked up or stunned.

Concussive kick- Can Kick enemy units.

W- Out of my way Jumps to an ally marking them with 'Good kick' and resets "Dahm Kick" CD.

Concussive Kick- Jumps to enemy, does not reset or applies 'Good Kick'

E- Untouchable: Grabs the nearest ally unit raises them in the target direction, creating a barrier that intercepts incoming enemy projectiles and takes no damage. Ally used as a shield take 100% damage. If ally dies during the duration, 'Untouchable' cool down is reduced by half. Dahm cannot use any other ability besides 'Dahm kick' Kicking the allied off. Doing so Grants Dahm bonus movement speed.

Concussive kick- Can grab enemy, but is slowed for 55% movement speed.

During this state, allies/enemies are treated as "rooted" they still can use abilities(as long as they are not mobility). , R Ally Fissure: Daum grabs allied champions(max: 2/3/4) around him, grabbing them and leaping them in his big man arms, he then jumps off all of them and jumps to a targeted area(The more champions the bigger the distance) Allies that were jump off of are slowed for 20% / 25% / 30%. When Daum lands, he gains 30% / 45% / 50%. (10%+ per allied jump off of)

Concussive kick- targets enemy units over allied. when jump off of, deals bonus magic damage and is rooted for 2 seconds.

please take this as a JOKE type character- I personally see this not working(with mega ally trolling)... But this shit would be funny)