Arlynn: The Bureaucrat

Lore

It's always the same thing, every day. Politicians, speaking to officials, filling out documents. Arlynn was a man that was getting bored of doing the same thing every day. From what he heard from politicians, Demacia needed as much help as it could get. He decided to quit his bureaucratic work and go into a more exciting area, in his opinion, the battlefield. He began training himself, getting more and more skilled in the art of combat every day. Within a few weeks, Arlynn was already enlisted into the military services. Being an official of war himself, he made sure to send the squadron he joined into a battle that he knew would be big and exciting.

Before his onslaught, he decided to go to the pub for one last time for a drink. He knew he was going to die the following day during combat. While sitting at his table, a hooded figure approached him. "Greetings, young man. I have been following you." The hooded figure whispered. "You know you will pass away tomorrow, what if I told you I could prevent it, for a price." Arlynn asked him what this cost would be. "After your life ends from old age, I want you to give me your soul." The creature cackled. Arlynn, being very intoxicated at the time, didn't think twice of it. "Ha! If I can survive any battle up until my death of old age, I would gladly take this deal of yours!" He immediately reached out his hand to shake the hooded figure's. A bony hand grabbed his and a bright white consumed his eyes, making it impossible for him to see. He awoke in his bed the next morning.

As soon as he saw the enemy marching on the horizon, he made the biggest smile a Demacian could ever give. Before his superiors could react, he charged head on past the front lines into the horde of death that lay before him. "Private! Come back to the group!" A captain shouted. Arlynn did not listen. He wanted; no, needed to kill an enemy before he went mad from boredom. During his charge, he dodged arrows and took them into his body as if they were pebbles being thrown at him. The first enemy he slammed with his hammer went down easier than he had expected. He made a laughter of joy and bashed the man next to him before the person could draw back his sword for an attack.

Arlynn's speed was relentless. He did not even care if he died at this point. This was the most fun he had ever experienced in his entire life. After four enemies slain, he had already broken his hammer. He immediately picked up one of the dead's shield with grace and dominated enemies left and right. Nobody could stop the brute force of this man. "Stop that man!" He heard the enemy general shout from nearly a mile away. He removed his pistol from it's holster on his side and blasted it with such accuracy, that it went straight through the skull of the general of the army in the back of these millions of soldiers he was among.

Within an hour of this insane destruction, the enemy infantry had surrendered with not a single death for the Demacian side. His comrades were amazed at this awesome power Arlynn had displayed. They asked him how he obtained it, he told them about the figure from the night before. One man spoke up over his description. "You fool! Do you realize what you have done?" the officer grabbed him and brought him along to his quarters. "You have made a deal with a very evil entity. He might make a deal that sounds amazing at first, but you will regret it soon after making it!" The officer shouted to him. Arlynn tried to argue that he was promised to die at old age. "You don't understand, my son made a similar deal once, being promised that he would live until he died of elderly problems. Within a week, however he had already become more weak than a newborn!" Arlynn's stomach retched. "There must be some way to stop it!" With that, he ran out of the officer's hut and sprinted for the town. 

Arlynn had already realized he was slowly becoming frail, he became very winded sprinting about the same distance he had during battle. Searching until nightfall, he could not find the entity that had given him his newfound power. There was only one thing he could think of. He ran to the summoner's hall and requested to immediately joint he League of Legends. The summoners had already caught word of his amazing feats in the recent battle and asked him why he would like to leave it so soon. The entire group of summoners heard the entire story and enlisted him into the League. Sadly, he could not go back to his original state he began the day in, but he could remain in his current, much weaker state until the summoners found a release for this curse.  If they had discovered and stopped it before he had begun battle, he would have been one of the most powerful fighters in the League, but he remains currently on par with most.

**Passive: ** Follow The rules! Arlynn cannot buy a trinket. All champions within a 5000 radius, including himself, are revealed to both teams until out of this range.

Q: Stop! Range: 100 Cooldown: 10/8/7/6/5 Mana: 50/60/60/70/70

Arlynn slams and stuns an enemy for 1/1.25/1.5/1.75/2 seconds and deals 10/20/30/40/50 + (50% Ability Power) magic damage. If the target is attacked by an allied champion's basic attack within the next 5 seconds, they take an additional 50/70/90/110/130 + (50% Ability Power)damage, but the stun is removed.

W Superfluous Strike Range: 500 Cooldown: 15/14/13/12/11 Mana: 100

Arlynn charges into an enemy head on and steals 10/15/20/25/30 + (10% Armor + Magic Resist) + Armor and magic resist from the enemy struck for 3 seconds. Nearby champions gain half of this bonus for 1.5 seconds.

E Unneeded Artillery Range: 1000/1100/1200/1300/1400 Cooldown 10/9/8/7/6 Mana: 80

Arlynn fires a handgun into the air. After 1 second, the bullet will land on the ground, dealing 50/60/70/80/90 + (50% Attack Damage) Physical damage and stun for 1 second to all enemies upon impact to targetted area.

R Redundancy Range: 1000 Cooldown: 100/75/50 Mana: 100

Arylnn becomes extremely annoyed and slams the ground, any enemy champion within his slam's radius(1000) takes 150/200/250 + (100% AP or 200% AD, whichever is greater.) damage and are silenced for 2 seconds. During the silence period, Arlynn is supressed for 2 seconds.