After yesterday's Vel'koz incident

The only Vel'Koz skin we need is Flying Spaghetti Monster Vel'Koz.

With a rubber glove on each tentacle.

Actually, I think you want a proctologist Vel'Koz skin.

There needs to be ANY Vel'koz skin. Seriously. My favorite champ, nothing to choose from.

Or, what with his recent allegations, we could get a Vel'Kozby skin.

We need a new line of pornstar skins for these champs: Ahri, Velkoz, Braum, Taric, and 2.95 a minute Janna

shudders

Proctologist*

Edit: typo D:

i want ron vel'koz

the skin should be called Vel Koz M.D. just like Kennen M.D.