Space Pirate, Captain Gangplank.

We could dub him... "Spaceplank"

I'm thinking mother fucking treasure island

Actually the content of your thread says it all: Not thought out. Others at least give a description on how they imagine the look of the skin or the vfx, if they can't draw. At least put in that much effort. The space pirate in my head is completely different from the one you might imagine, if you even went that far before opening this 8 WORD THREAD.