Kill yourself.

Highbread·Feb 24, 2016·5 votes·1,027 views

So many people tell me to kill myself in game at this point, its actually unexpected to not hear it. Every damn game is a troll fest, and its just a toxic orgy. I understand Riot doesnt give a S%#@ about anyone who is not in the Esport thing, but how is telling someone to kill themselves not an instant ban from the game? in some cases, its considered a crime to tell people that in real life, but no matter what I report, I have seen the same people a few days later back to just be toxic trolls and tell me to kill myself all over again.

9 Comments

dunkeroniFeb 24, 20165 votes

My friend and I came up with an ingenious response. It all started with a Zed who kept spamming "KYS" in all-chat when I was beating him with Veigar (he tried to argue with me that veigar counters zed, but that's a different story). At the time, we did not know what KYS meant, but we googled it after his third death and discovered that it stood for Kill YourSelf.

In response to this, we started to say ODK every time we outplayed someone or any time Zed said anything salty. ODK has no meaning, and the fact that it cannot be deciphered through googling only made Zed angrier. Any time he happened to ragefully ask what ODK meant, we would simply respond "lol zed so ODK". This went on for a while until even the enemy Riven got mad about the fact that she could not discover the meaning either, and she spent so much typing at us that she started to feed her lane (even though she was previously 3/0).

So next time someone says anything toxic or rude, just start spamming ODK or a similar nonsense acronym (do try to verify that it is nonsense first) and watch as they salt themselves to death.

Ozag the MightyFeb 24, 20161 votes

That's awesome lol

1 800 MID LANEFeb 24, 20161 votes

This is golden.

Lime JoshFeb 24, 20163 votes

"OOOO NOOO!! SOME RANDOM FUCK FROM OVER THE INTERNET TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF!!!< WHAT EVER WILL I DO!!!"

If running to mommy to tell on people is your first response to fuck tards I feel bad for you.

I feel even worse then you'd rather listen to it all game>take another 5 mins and make a forum post rather then just clikcing "ignore" after the first "toxic" orgasmic thing he said.

gl in real life and dealing with asshats irl

HighbreadFeb 24, 20162 votes

dear god man, you must be so sad in real life. Do you feel bigger now? being a troll on the internet get your balls tingly? Im happy you can make yourself feel better by trolling. You are part of the problem

Rebel 986Feb 24, 20162 votes

Who cares. Damn so many soft lil kids on here. How bout turn off all chat n mute your whole team. Prob solved.

LauchmelderFeb 24, 20162 votes

Problem ignored* The Problem is solved when the toxic playerbase gets banned

PisdovFeb 24, 20161 votes

every time i see this kind of post what comes to mind is "did you really let some nerd rager upset you to the point of stalking their profile?" mute. report. move on. it's pretty simple

V The Support VFeb 24, 20161 votes

Don't let them get to you man or else they Win. Just Mute/Report & have faith that they probably will not only lose more games than they should because of it, but that they will get whats coming to them eventually. Always remember Your Life is Valuable. Good Luck Out There!