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New loophole in the IFS system -- READ FAST BEFORE DELETE

Jo0o·2/12/2018, 5:38:06 PM·314 votes·22,563 views

Listen the fuck up, make sure you bookmark/copy this and share it before some beta SJW mod takes it down, this shit turns the entire system on its head.

As we all know, Riot constantly infringes on our rights by policing our use of chat, but baddies gotta know they're bad and trolls gotta be taught a lesson. So follow my simple instructions, and you'll forever be free of the Orwellian thought-policing that Rito thinks makes this game good. Trust me, I've tested this on all of my accounts.

**Baddies: ** When dealing with shit noobs, there's a temptation to call them "trash" or "cancer". Don't do it. Rito's bitch IFS system picks up on that shit and punishes it, because the noobs feelings get triggered and Rito can't have that. Don't worry about it. That kind of talk is played out and weak anyway. Wanna know how to really deal with baddies? Fucking encourage them. Say "don't worry, you'll get them next time", or "nice try", or even fucking silence. This causes bad players to confront their own errors, which causes them infinitely more pain than straightforward insults could ever inflict. Hell, sometimes they'll even respond to your input by playing better, which gets you more of that sweet LP that you deserve. Plus, the biased honor system mistakes this for honorable conduct, which means you can even convince Rito to reward you for raking idiots over the coals.

Trolls: Fellow warriors, we've all been here. Some clown steals your CS, builds shitty for fun, or just follows you around spamming emotes and leaching XP. Fuck those guys. I get the temptation to tell them how detrimental their existence is to the very concept of polite society, but once again, funkiller Rito swoops in and shuts our righteous anger down. But check it: the truth is, trolls fucking want you to talk like that to them. It's why they troll. Wanna really fuck with them? Stay silent the entire game. Shit drives them nuts. You can seriously put a troll into an existential spiral by simply not engaging with them, and it completely ruins their day. Mute them or don't, that's up to you, but the key is to remain silent. The best part about this is that dumbass Rito once again mistakes this for honorable conduct, so even though you caused some basement-dwelling cretin to completely rethink his life choices in a way that calling him an asshole never could, you still get honor rewards.

Trust me guys, I'm already Honor 3 in the new season and will continue to handle trolls and bad players in the most cutting way possible right under Rito's nose, WHILE GETTING REWARDED TO DO IT, and you can too!

inb4 delete

181 Comments

RiotRiot Tantram2/12/2018, 11:01:43 PM180 votes

I'll make sure we get this patched up right away.

Scuttle2/12/2018, 5:45:11 PM64 votes

What the fuck dude this is gonna get patched in a day. You ruined my fucking freelo god damn.

TrulyBland2/12/2018, 5:59:00 PM42 votes

I have to shamefully admit that your satire is so fucking on point that if I hadn't recognized your name, I probably would not have read further than the first 1.5 sentences. I am very glad I did.

Jamaree2/12/2018, 6:12:32 PM38 votes

What is this reverse trolling bullshit, I like it.

Kaioko2/12/2018, 5:44:14 PM32 votes

I honestly thought that based on your first paragraph and the statement you made of "Riot constantly infringes on our rights" that this post was going to be a pure waste of space, but the advice you're actually giving is pretty spot on and one that people should follow.

All of the noobs2/12/2018, 5:40:23 PM25 votes

Preach!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nbc-world-of-dance-3ohhwpTaKZVyslU5fW

ModUlanopo2/12/2018, 11:10:34 PM25 votes

before some beta SJW mod takes it down

I'm pretty sure you meant "beta cuck Wood 5 SJW feminazi mod." You're slipping.

Ariel the Cruel2/12/2018, 5:50:18 PM24 votes

This post looks to have potentially constructive and useful advice. On the LoL forums. Please stand by while I report you for <Insert arbitrary ToS violation here>.

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ModCaptainMårvelous2/12/2018, 10:25:49 PM23 votes

THAT'S A BAN KIDDO GET OUT NOW

Starcraft243ver2/13/2018, 9:13:39 AM17 votes

Rioters Hate him !

Scuttle2/12/2018, 5:51:39 PM12 votes

Also:

Instant Feedback System System?

Kei1432/12/2018, 5:50:56 PM9 votes

This post is written by the great JoOo before the account was permabanned.

Heed me rito haters. This is a must follow for those that wish to get back at the trolls. We can win against them if we can mess up their psychology.

Zombie Gerbil2/12/2018, 6:34:25 PM8 votes

I am so fucking toxic for using these loopholes.

Totally going to put a petition to take this post down. You're giving out way too much information! Rito is gonna catch on!

Verxint2/12/2018, 9:50:00 PM6 votes

I was very confused by this post's title. Then I read it and was pleasantly amused

Eric Senpai2/13/2018, 5:47:28 PM6 votes

Satire done well for once.

Arammus2/12/2018, 5:49:07 PM1 votes

why has this so many upvotes? and dont get me wrong... i always like the idea of breaking systems but being sarcastic/nice is NOT something new. thats literally something that got posted 1 week after the IFS went live. and how to handle trolls is a guide that, IM 99% SURE, exists since the internet exists. this thread sadly does not add anything new to our knowledge.