for those of you wondering, here are his chatlogs
Game 1
ManBearPig916: not sure how to play it
ManBearPig916: teemo, u do the poke
ManBearPig916: I forgot to start W, I get it at lvl 2
ManBearPig916: this is workign
ManBearPig916: klook at garen cs
ManBearPig916: and garen hp
ManBearPig916: if you were closer, I could W u and run away
ManBearPig916: but you went all the way back to bush
ManBearPig916: I have spell steal
ManBearPig916: gj
ManBearPig916: how did turret stop shooting zed?
ManBearPig916: how did zed ult me
ManBearPig916: in turret rangfe
ManBearPig916: and not get shot
ManBearPig916: zed damages me and doesn't take turret agro, nor does garen
ManBearPig916: no he didn't
ManBearPig916: I was watching
ManBearPig916: gj
ManBearPig916: why does playing something different constitute teammates threatening to report me
ManBearPig916: riot put an xp boost if I have a lane partner
ManBearPig916: I tried morde support and got reported
ManBearPig916: so I'm doing duo top
ManBearPig916: I even did well and won the game as support morde, and still got reported
ManBearPig916: I'm not mad
ManBearPig916: I'm not trolling
ManBearPig916: I'm trying my best but teemo is hurting my feelings
ManBearPig916: I said nothing at all about him
ManBearPig916: you're tilting yourself. don't blame that on me
ManBearPig916: I came to help u and you made me solo them, lux
ManBearPig916: they're trying to report me and I didn't do anything wrong
ManBearPig916: there isn't a way to duo top with the matchmaking icons
ManBearPig916: riot is forcing a jungle role
ManBearPig916: it's real immature
ManBearPig916: you are real immature for asking for reports
ManBearPig916: this isn't fair
ManBearPig916: you can't beg for others to report me all game and walk off scott free
ManBearPig916: i report everyone who asks for reports
ManBearPig916: because at least THAT is against the rules
ManBearPig916: I'm writing your name down
ManBearPig916: I'm going to report whoever's names I write down
Game 2
ManBearPig916: how did you do so much damage
ManBearPig916: wtf
ManBearPig916: thresh just ganked me
ManBearPig916: watch your bot
ManBearPig916: mid ganked
ManBearPig916: I've been ganked and killed twice
ManBearPig916: jesus chirst
ManBearPig916: jesus christ
ManBearPig916: how is it fair to 100-0 in 1 second at 7 minutes
ManBearPig916: u need to help mid or mid is over
ManBearPig916: dead in .25 seconds
ManBearPig916: I died under tower couintless times
ManBearPig916: help me
ManBearPig916: don't probe me while you kick my ass
ManBearPig916: I main jg
ManBearPig916: kill me under turret
ManBearPig916: INSULTING ME?
ManBearPig916: MUTING EVERUYONE
ManBearPig916: FINE
ManBearPig916: WANNA INSULT MID?
ManBearPig916: MUTED
ManBearPig916: MUTED ALL DUE TO HARRASSMENT
ManBearPig916: YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR WHAT YOU SAID
ManBearPig916: omg, plz help me
ManBearPig916: they made fun of me :( and they won't do anything at all
ManBearPig916: I'm sick of lbeing hurt for learning morde
ManBearPig916: '
ManBearPig916: 90% of my morde games are just getting reportted
ManBearPig916: I'm so sick of it
ManBearPig916: go view my8 match history
ManBearPig916: I've played morde NONSTOP for liek a week
ManBearPig916: playing 10 games in a row of morde on ranked
ManBearPig916: I've won like 50% of my games, but I've been rported in like 95% of my games
ManBearPig916: This is crap
ManBearPig916: you all are just like the others
ManBearPig916: just fucking jerks
ManBearPig916: you kinda are
ManBearPig916: you asked me my "rank" while you kicked my ass
ManBearPig916: you asked my my rank when you were like 3-0
ManBearPig916: you're at a perfect score and you';re asking the rank of people you're destroyign
ManBearPig916: true story ..... skill level no longer separates scores in games .... it's who gets ahead earlyi and snowblals
ManBearPig916: 12/0/2 akali should recognize this
ManBearPig916: true
ManBearPig916: look at your match history and study it
ManBearPig916: im' right
ManBearPig916: I didn't int
ManBearPig916: I'm sick of being false rep[orted
ManBearPig916: reporting those asking for reports
ManBearPig916: this is stupid
ManBearPig916: I unmuted you to try to win
ManBearPig916: this is bad
ManBearPig916: I'm reporting those who ask for reports
ManBearPig916: that's Aatrox
ManBearPig916: aatrox asked for reports
ManBearPig916: we lose 9-32
ManBearPig916: and aatrox asked to report me
ManBearPig916: that's against the rules
ManBearPig916: I'm not feeding
ManBearPig916: T.T
ManBearPig916: OMG
ManBearPig916: I'm crying
ManBearPig916: I'm literally cryikng
Game 3
ManBearPig916: don't get turret pulled
ManBearPig916: gj
ManBearPig916: voli near drag
ManBearPig916: I don't take any xp away from our xaya
ManBearPig916: I gain xp on the defecit on my end
ManBearPig916: what does a relic do?
ManBearPig916: I'm practicing morde
ManBearPig916: how did blitz know I was there.
ManBearPig916: that wasn't warded
ManBearPig916: that screams of wallhacks
ManBearPig916: and I know they aren't in this game
ManBearPig916: you literally just hit me dead on with no sight
ManBearPig916: why are you threatening to report me
ManBearPig916: no I"m not
ManBearPig916: I'm muting yi
ManBearPig916: what?
ManBearPig916: is he? I muted him
ManBearPig916: he ought to know it
ManBearPig916: u lucky XD
ManBearPig916: I wanna learn a support role who can share farm and still not set the team back
ManBearPig916: on paper, morde has the xp bonus plus crazy scaling
ManBearPig916: he's just immobile
ManBearPig916: gj
ManBearPig916: like, holy cow, the #'s on morde are insane on paper
ManBearPig916: a full Q combo does 100+325+244
ManBearPig916: TIMES 2
ManBearPig916: on 3.6s cd
ManBearPig916: yi
ManBearPig916: we had our ADC and yi away from that fight
ManBearPig916: yi was closer
ManBearPig916: I am not reportable
ManBearPig916: I didn't say anything or do anything wrong
ManBearPig916: support doesn't mean useless
ManBearPig916: support doesn't mean take no CS
ManBearPig916: 666 my score is evil