I Thought I Would Never AFK.. then..

Aerilus·2/25/2016, 5:08:52 AM·3 votes·538 views

I had the worst bot lane experience I could image. I called support as Janna, Annie said ADC and locked. All good so far, then we approach Corki and Wukong (support). We leash jungle, then head to bot. Annie hits a minion or two, then hides in the bush.

I'm poking the other 2 and baiting them toward Annie while she hits minions occasionally. I've got Corki down to nearly half health, and I notice Annie hasn't used a single spell yet or killed any minions 6 minutes in. Now I am the only one doing damage to the enemy while Annie spends more and more time just sitting in the bush.

This is when the mass pinging starts - Annie is pinging the enemy nonstop and starts saying 'HELP' while I'm already attacking them and Annie is literally doing nothing standing in the bush. This continues for the next 2 minutes and I repeat 'help me you're sitting in the bush while I'm doing everything' Annie continues the ping spam and continues to do literally nothing sitting in the bush and starts saying 'noob Janna' then her obvious friend starts calling me noob from top.

Annie has something like 7 cs at this point and has probably only used 5 spells the entire game. After this 1v2 continues for 2 more minutes, I finally AFK. I never thought I would, but this is one occasion I have no guilt about it. I told the team 'Annie is not even playing just pinging, sorry guys I'm out'

The only time that came close to being as bad as this game was when a 4 premade would call me 'noobraka' every time I would save them as Soraka support.. and then every time they died whether I was there or not they would say 'noob support'

4 Comments

Darius Bøt2/25/2016, 5:19:26 AM3 votes

That sounds like an awful experience and I feel for you. My only critique is that you could have supported another lane whether mid or top. Sure it would have let them push bot but then they've also got a 2v1 situation with you playing as the queen of disengage.

z14GaKI7TO2/25/2016, 8:26:33 AM1 votes

Lol that's what bots do. If she didn't have a duo id say she was fake. They spam ping random locations and do really weird things and then have auto messages posted that say generic things like help.