If you happen to play ARAM on EUW

dodge the game if you're matched with two premades whose summoner names are respectively:

• 1st guy: a pun based on Ryan Reynolds' and Bard's name;
• 2nd guy: an alternative way of writing "scorpion" followed by "2" and many "1".

Obviously I can't spell out their names, but at least I think I can warn you like this without going against the "no name and shame" rule.