Report riot for abusing the URF

After a mild, and PEACEFUL demonstration, protesting RIOT's betrayal against us, by depriving us of URF mode, I received two messages. Apart from 100% positive feedback from the community, who flocked under my protective wing... the cowardly blizzar... err... "RIOT employees" silenced my message, deleted all my posts, and warned me not to question their tyranny. Being in game at the time, I had no chance to respond before a SECOND message, banning me from the forums for failing to heed the retroactive warning.

But, hear me well, riot... you have made an enemy this day. URF mode is the only thing innocent and pure in this life, and you have tainted it with your tasteless substitution of dravens. The PEOPLE demand daily access to URF mode, because that's what fun is. And you won't even give it to us once a year, on the anniversary of URF dying for our sins. You are blasphemers and heratics.

For your sins, each of you will face a trial. Not today. Perhaps not tomorrow. You won't know when until it's too late. However, each of you will be plagued by enemy teemos and fizzes. Whensoever you die from a mushroom that shouldn't have been there... that was me. Whenever a slightly more retarded version of stitch jumps over your head and 2 shots you from full health.... Perhaps that wouldn't have happened, if you'd GIVE THE PEOPLE proper access to URF.

But no. You are selfish, and will suffer for your misdeeds. For your BETRAYAL of our trust. May yordles feast upon your skull pudding.

-Mohrb disappears with a grim laughter and fog of crimson doom-