I mean seriously, every single ranked game lost, because my teammates don't listen to me. I warn them not to freaking engage because we will lose, but they dont listen and after they die, they say its my fault "Oh you hide in the bush". I mean seriously, I can never get these fucking people to listen.
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Do you know why people spam pings a lot in some games?
It's because the farther you get into this game, the more you realize your team mates are actually Bots.
It's literally you and 4 bots versus someone else and 4 bots. No shitting.
You only climb the later ladders by learning how to spam ping command the bots and the team, by the time you get to the end of this game (Challenger) You'll discover you're really commanding troops to fight buggers, and you'll regret playing this game at all. You'll also be pinging your minimap for them 5 time every second. You'll actually be playing all five champions, and know all the cooldowns of your enemy, even though by now they've become so powerful all their ultimates are on one second timers and your abilities never take less than 10 seconds to cooldown, you're playing all five champions perfectly to win, in a synchronized combination of move in, strike, and move out, over and over, while defending your cranium, your nexus, and pushing towards the destruction of the enemy's. And you won't even realize it.
You can get them to listen, if you play long enough. Your team mates, the other parts of your mind and body. Anybody learns to become commander after crawling around for years, to stand on the two bots, to keep the mid balanced, and to swing the top and jungle while juking the mid around, trying to strike enemy nexus. Keep playing. Win the simulation. Winning is key. Winning at all costs.
Ill be honest I'm not a fan of engaging. Unless the whole team is gathered and we get 1st blod and get out direct after I'm usually against the idea despite being a jungle main.
