A Better Way to Flame - A few key phrases

Du Ma Mi·8/3/2018, 1:53:54 PM·52 votes·15,075 views

"I hope you miss the bus irl." "Your shoe is untied." "Trix are for kids." "Press D to dance." "Yas buy a dn. Deez Nutz." "I bet your uncle is Dwight Howard." If they miss a skillshot link this so they can watch it later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEzmoMlZinQ "January 1983 called, it wants its Apple Lisa back." "I bet your uncle is a pelican." "I bet you don't have a pet raccoon." "I bet Dwight Howard is a pelican." "I hope it rains the next time you want to barbecue." "Are you Australian? Because we're gonna need to take this Outback." ~~"Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a..."~~

54 Comments

Best Vi Earth8/3/2018, 2:10:00 PM27 votes

"I hope it rains the next time you want to barbecue."

dont you wish this evil upon me.

ModThe Djinn8/3/2018, 2:02:47 PM27 votes

So normally we don't allow threads on the board about circumventing the system to flame other players, but this one is hilarious and doesn't really contain flaming.

For anyone asking for the line between flaming and trash-talk, this thread is a good one: this sort of stuff is cheerful, silly, expresses emotion/frustration in a generally non-insulting way, and seems like a good way to throw a bit of shade at an opponent (as long as you don't overuse your silly insults).

RookPusher8/3/2018, 4:31:36 PM9 votes

My favorite one of these is "I hope every YouTube video you watch comes with a 30 second ad"

disregardable8/3/2018, 2:04:54 PM5 votes

I do bet Dwight Howard is a pelican.

Fegone8/3/2018, 2:24:23 PM3 votes

"I hope you step on a Lego piece every day for the rest of the week!"

"You're more annoying than a bloody tampon Popsicle."

ModPeriscope8/3/2018, 3:36:28 PM3 votes

Wish my uncle were D12.

FilDaFunk8/4/2018, 9:23:13 AM3 votes

"I hope you miss the bus irl" I'm using that.

Aneirin8/4/2018, 12:18:57 AM2 votes

May you live in interesting times

HeimerLmao8/3/2018, 9:02:10 PM2 votes

I hope you will get diagnosed with ligma.

VermillionWolf8/3/2018, 11:54:44 PM2 votes

"I hope you are seated next to a screaming child the next time you travel"

EvilMoustacheMan8/4/2018, 3:37:55 PM2 votes

You are like the first slice of packaged bread, no one wants you.

BLACK REALM GOD8/4/2018, 5:55:04 PM2 votes

"MOM DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY?!" "DAD MOM'S CHEATING ON YOU"

etc. etc. mom/dad comments when talking to the other bottom lane.

Arammus8/3/2018, 6:24:29 PM1 votes

i think my fave one is a quote from sky williams "i hope in every game your enemys have teemo and you step on every single shroom"

Zombie Gerbil8/4/2018, 12:45:41 AM1 votes

Great post. And seeing many good comments on here too. Funny as well. Way to make the game a bit more interesting in chat. I applaud you and the commenters here.

Oakleaf Ranger8/4/2018, 12:49:53 AM1 votes

Lol I wasn't aware that the system could be circumvented or least completely positive of it.

Nice to know for sure now.

Antelath8/4/2018, 5:13:41 AM1 votes

"You should´ve picked Alistar, Because i wont allow you to MOO-ve."

Tetsip8/3/2018, 4:40:24 PM1 votes

Real talk, u wanna see some high quality flame. Check out an euw stream.

SpyKayle8/5/2018, 6:59:54 AM1 votes

"I hope your family gets carried away by ants."

MOLTinaTOR8/4/2018, 3:50:47 PM1 votes

"You look like the kind of person that would miss CS in an open lane" I tried...

EvilDustMan8/4/2018, 3:54:09 PM1 votes

I have several. When I play Teemo, all I do is :D every time you hit a mushroom. Every time. :D. It's all I say in All chat. Nothing else.

Veigar: Final Boss Veigar. I open with a lengthy prosy opening of 'Get Dunked' Get R'd, 'Get Dunked'. Simple and to the point.

Chogath. Now Chogath is my favorite. If I do a devour kill, I do this, if I have time.

:(darius) :(ariu) :(ri) :9

If short on time later, I just do :9

Ionian Vulpix8/4/2018, 5:40:17 PM1 votes

"Open your eyes, Squidward. You don't need to be the crane to pull them." To any bad Blitz or Thresh

Jenks38/3/2018, 6:38:36 PM1 votes

Trix are for kids triggered me more than it should have.

NepgearDesu8/3/2018, 8:05:30 PM1 votes

I hope you lose your glasses before finding them in their case ten minutes later. I wish you to be attacked by a stray dog that licks your face all over, then follows you everywhere wagging its tail. I bet a blind person would aim skillshots better. Lee Sin for example. Any Blitzcrank player outclasses you tenfold in terms of mechanics. You're as weak as a girl. Like Syndra. Seriously go dye right now. But dye it pink, because pink is pretty.

Etzel Garr8/6/2018, 6:06:26 AM1 votes

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAy4zULKFDU [sg-miss-fortune]

Chimp Joker8/4/2018, 6:22:06 PM1 votes

That first line had me dying lmao. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]