Toxicity can ruin the gaming environment sometimes, but other times it's so absurd, creative, or over the top that it's just hilarious. Share your stories below so we can all get a laugh.
One game my adc said in /all “Report this Lulu for shielding me and stealing my cs.”
It turns out they thought Pix’s attacks counted as mine and, therefore, when I shielded the adc and Pix would attack with them, believed the last-hits were being credited to me. I ended the game with only 6 cs, by the way.
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OK, the most hilarious toxicity I've got was in response to roleplaying Rammus.
Yeah
OK
OH? "OK"? YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY YOU -bad word-
ARE YOU -bad word-?!?
Yeah
I've been flamed for some weird shit. My favorite was when I got flamed for not using my Malzahar ult to stop an Olaf from murdering our ADC
Some of the others I love: Lucian dashes into my Bard ult chasing after a low enemy. "This Bard is trolling" "This jungle never ganks"- Playing old Warwick and my laners died 10 times before I hit 6 "Illaoi is unfair, you would be losing on any other top laner" Said by a tank Ekko in season 6 "Taliyah you're a control mage, control them" "I thought we had a Shen mb" Said by an Anivia who got caught in the enemy jungle by 4 people
One game had a Zed. He was 20/0. He got 21/1. Said its gg. Went 23/2. Afk'd and lost us the game.
I love the classic "ur bad" after you completely stomped them in lane.
my hecarim once cursed me out for not shielding him after he died in a fight
not only was i oom but i was also 
A rouge blitzcrank decided he could milk those and only hooked the enemy allistar on aram.
A few days ago I tried to just go play a chill ARAM and my entire team was really touchy and yelling at each other. It went something like
: Why didn't you trade with me, I boosted you asshole. hope your whole family dies
(all) : Report Poppy for toxic
: what the fuck I did nothing, report Draven for not trading
: shut the fuck up both of you, I'm reporting everyone
: I'm not gonna shut up until everyone reports this Poppy
: Report me for what lol
: You're both really annoying, burn in hell
(me): Hey can you guys try and focus, we can win this
: Okay so done with this team, report everyone
(me again): uh what did I do
: you don't help
(all) : seriously, report everyone
A summoner has disconnected
(all) : report Poppy afk
: shut up
: begins to int
(all) : seriously report everyone
A summoner has disconnected
: haha best game ever
Never been happier to get that instant feedback report.
In 8 years, there is so much shit piled up, but the most hilarious thing I've heard that I am supposed to "play Tennis". https://i.imgur.com/E07aYhh.jpg
"Team mate": Bardo "Team mate": Do you have? "Team mate": Noob Me: Your question is incomplete. "Team mate": Go play Tennis "Team mate": Please
I've always enjoyed the person who complains and feeds all game but still drops the "ez" at the end match, implying they weren't simply a burden for their team.
Honestly though, most toxicity in this game can be laughed off. Sucks anyone has to deal with it, but rather then getting in a bad mood as well, it's easier to just get on to the next match.
The best ones are when I play on my smurf in bronze. I was playing a Jax vs Fiora lane. I get ganked, kill the jungler, die to Fiora. 2 minutes later, get ganked again, kill both and survive. Then I proceed to solo kill Fiora couple of minutes later. only to say "maybe you should ask your jungler for help". She then replied "ur bad, im first time fiora". Funny how she had flashed level 7 mastery when she killed me the first time.
"malphite you are a fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are"
"you are about as good as tyler1"
Proceeds to go 12/2 as draven
thanks for the complement.
The salty enemy in ARAM just spoiled me one of the people dying in Infinity War. No really, I am not going to watch the movie so I didn't mind so I found it hilarious but If I cared it would be pretty dick move. And even then I don't know whether he was just joking and it wasn't true the person dies or whether it was legitimate spoiler.
"You only killed me cause i ran out of Health"
I honestly chocked on my tears reading this Ingame once
I got reported for "Inting" with a 0/0/0 KDA...for standing still
I stopped moving momentarily when no one was around to respond to the chat Jungler chimes in "Reported" I asked "for what" "Inting" "How was I Inting, I havent died yet" "You are standing still, which means you arent playing, which means you are intentionally feeding a kill to the enemy team"
This is your league community, people. So report happy they will report you for inting before you even die..because you stop moving momentarily to type something in chat.
So we were playing one for all and this one guy got his vote for Rakan through. He told us to go ap rakan, so we did.
I bring Electrocute Another Rakan brings Arcane Comet Another Rakan brings Aftershock Another Rakan brings Guardian And that main Rakan brings Aery
Game starts
: GG team didn't bring Aery
...what?
forgot where:
: u lil bitch I wanted adc
: cry me a river
: and put a ward in it
I'm autistic, with Aspergers- no joke right?
And I'm in a game of ARAM and some very uncouth individual calls my team something to the effect of: "autist. enemy team"
Now, I feel like a lot of people are silly as heck when they use these phrases to describe stupidity- my team was doing fine in my opinion, a little tunnely but it was ARAM right?
Anyways towards the end when we were winning I /all'd "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE AN AUTISTIC BEAT YOU!" And amazingly my teammate- someone I've never even met before said "Wait, you're autistic? Doesn't that make you half robot or something- that's not even fair to the enemy team."
Now keep in mind, that the Internet is just plagued with misnomers about autism. I was laughing so hard at this though, I've never had a compliment like that or even joke that wasn't really insulting aimed towards me much less autism in general. So what was toxic became banter, and than praise all in one game. Was pretty great. I feel like that falls under "absurd" a little bit, of all the people to get paired against and with I got that kind of interaction? Pretty fantastic in my opinion.
One time I played with someone who said the most toxic thing i've ever seen. I'm going to post it here and just pray that I don't get banned.
I main fizz
Laning vs talon as a mage after wave crashes into me: Talon goes MIA ping bot 5 times, they dont listen Talon Double Kill ADC: "Keep your laner under control"
I got perma banned for this Ármpit: nidalee Ármpit: :) Ármpit: hehehee Ármpit: i freakin pawned man Ármpit: ok Ármpit: map is in the bottom right corner Ármpit: no Ármpit: take it Ármpit: fuck Ármpit: ren is there Ármpit: there Ármpit: blue Ármpit: youi are a %%%% Ármpit: ? lol first time lux? Ármpit: youre all losing ahah Ármpit: ok lets do the math here Ármpit: thanks Ármpit: you could have just said nothing to begin with Ármpit: haha Ármpit: meata* Ármpit: ? Ármpit: how is that my fault? Ármpit: because she flashed? Ármpit: ??? Ármpit: i thought you muted me Ármpit: ok Ármpit: youre not good either lol Ármpit: ok Ármpit: well youre playing like ass Ármpit: its normal i really dont fucking care who you are. i dont play this guy Ármpit: i got mid tower ya nerd Ármpit: wtf? Ármpit: for what? lol Ármpit: everyone else feeding? Ármpit: ? Ármpit: varus is 0/8 Ármpit: and its my fault? Ármpit: ???? Ármpit: lmfao Ármpit: ok Ármpit: youre right i didnt Ármpit: yep Ármpit: all my fault Ármpit: it is funny Ármpit: lol Ármpit: you guys are trash man Ármpit: its easier to bitch Ármpit: thats why he doesnt Ármpit: mt Ármpit: for what? lol Ármpit: the way you guys talk youre not going to get anyone reported Ármpit: why dive lol Ármpit: hahaha Ármpit: use the map dude
I had an Ahri v Talon matchup. I'd forgotten they changed Ahri's abilities, so I was already having a rough game and under leveled.
Talon would roam, I would ping and try to catch up on farm... and die anyway as soon as he came back because no one could stop him.
The same player both told me "play safe and farm" (which I was trying to do) and complained I wouldn't follow Talon when he roamed (which was pretty much the opposite of playing safe).
I somewhat frequently get people who say things like "I am going to int" or "Kill yourself" etc. Just blatant, horrible things. Then they run it down mid and say "/all Dammit you're really good!" As if Riot only sees the /all chat and they won't be punished lol.
The most aggravating thing is that if you say "/all report Poppy" or whoever it happens to be, the enemy will always take their side. "She's just lagging. I'm reporting you for harassing Poppy." Even though a second prior Poppy had literally said "I'm running it down mid because you didn't gank my lane."
