If you were permabanned

Please take the time to think about why you were banned.

• Did you troll this match, or previous matches this week?
• Have you been toxic to any players on your team, or the enemy team?
• . . . Well I think that just about covers it

Honestly, if you were perma-banned, you weren't just perma-banned for your behavior from a single match, nor the last match. You are literally given multiple days of suspension before such extremes go into action. It's like you're stabbing someone, & you get sent to jail. You get out after a month, & go right back to stabbing someone, & then of course, you are thrown back in Jail, but then you stab someone once more, & get 20 years in Prison. You then go on to questioning the decision the judge made, & wonder why you are in prison. Now either you're trolling, or being toxic from the moment you read those dreadful words on the screen, to the moment you are in this forum section trolling in a discussion for. . . some random reason. I think the bigger question is:

• Why are you acting out?

Why in the world are you intentionally causing problems for the community, & then getting upset as to why you were given the ban/suspension? Do you not understand the reason behind it? Do you lack logic, and or common sense? use your head just a smidge, & think about why you were banned.

"Hwell. . . I DID tell that guy he was terrible, & to go kill himself, . . . & there was that last match I said my team was retarded. Then two weeks ago before I was given this two week ban, I DID kinda afk a few games, because my support was also terrible those past few matches, & I felt like pointing it out to start something for some reason or another, instead of motivating him/her to do better."

But if you still don't understand why you were banned, then I'm sorry that you are ignorant to your problem. You don't just lose your account from a single ban. It takes prodding, & poking. You did things in repetition, & Riot most likely looked at these matches, & can even post your chat-log if need be, but they hope you'd know what it was you did. It's understood that you have that one match where you have a bad game, someone is toxic towards you, you forget that there's a mute button, & defend yourself by fighting back, but just like middle-school, you are expected to not fight back, & curl up in fetal position until a teacher arrives. BUT THE MUTE BUTTON! Yes that's exactly what it is for. It's like erasing that person, & moving on, or taking your hand, placing it on their whole face, & pushing them out of your way as they are still trying to get their muffled insults out at you. It works, & although a players remarks may sting, I understand it's hard not to want to fight back.

But guess what? if that same person reports you out of joy from the sheer fact that you responded to their hate, & toxicity, along with anyone else who noticed your retorts, then once again, he wins, but that's not enough to put you into a 14 day ban, or even a week ban. It would only be added to the cup. If your cup is empty, then it won't do much anything unless you keep screwing up. It's not a big cup either, it's one of those little Dixie cups you get a McDonald's by the soda machine with the cool ketchup dispenser. You know? next to the packets of mayonnaise, & the napkins?Yeah, those ones, & every time you fill that little cup up, it only get's closer to the brim, (if you can even say it has a brim) and when it spills over, then you literally make a mess, & ignore it, knowing the Janitor will clean up after you you slob!

But in all seriousness you get reported, & it's a small report, But trust me, you know what you did. I'm tired of telling people to stop blowing up someone's mistakes, & focus. I just loathe it when someone says "This "Insert player name" is why we are losing" because then I have to respond with "Well maybe stop talking about how much "Said player" is messing up, & start being positive? I could mute you yeah, & you may even tell me to go for it, but the only reason I haven't, is because I'm still hoping you turn around, start acting a bit mature, & start working with "Said player" on improving, so Please just calm down, & focus bruh."

Like seriously people, it's a game. You are losing your Dixie cups over a damned game. You all have lives. Go outside. let the sun hit that pale vampire-like skin. DO YOUR HOMEWORK! I know some of you kids are shirking it off, because it's boring, but idgaf get that good grade bruh, & do something with your life. Eat a home-cooked meal MAKE a home cooked meal. Have you seen some of the things people post on Facebook? A SMORES FRENCH TOAST!? Netflix, & chill with your significant other? I'm pretty sure the minions movie is on there now if you want to watch the first 2 seconds of it together before the "chill" comes into play. Go on YouTube, & watch a cat run into a wall. Talk to your mother like you do the players you get mad at. Hop on another game other than League. Go outside, & have a smoke, then realize you're killing yourself. grab a beer. the list goes on, & on. Point is, if you're banned, don't play coy with anyone. You know what you did. Unless your chat history for the past month is a damned rainbow road of happiness, & you've been perma-banned for literally doing nothing negative but typing glhf at the start, calling your role, picking your champ, saying ggwp, & being nice, then stop acting like you've done nothing wrong, because if you seriously believe your actions just fell out of the sky, & left you confused, then I hope you do something other than start a new account on League.

Because in the end, all you'd really get is a riot post of your negative chat-log if they REALLY needed to point it out, & you'd sit there saying "Oh yeah. . . "

TL,DR: Don't be lazy, if you're account was banned, & you're reading this, read it. If not, read it idc.