I almost lost to bots - A TRUE STORY

Levelling a new account and grouped with all fucking scripting bots. Usually some games theres 1, ok, simple carry, report yet nothing ever done.

Took 47 mins to clear it carrying 4 bots who just hard fed http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2536374731/238689280?tab=overview

Varus and Rengar wouldnt even buy items until they could full purchase something, or buy random dumb shit (First buys were straight tri force or straight essence reaver) Varus derped around in the jungle moving back and forth then would get nonstop executed by jungle monsters after feeding mid half a dozen times. Would just stand there while raptors or red buff kills him over and over and over attacking with zero items

Rengar just attack moved up the lane regardless if there were champs or turrets hitting him. Was a glorified minion

Ashe and Khazix were likely some other bot program that had some sort of AI since they fed less but still just derped around firing random abilities in any direction with no regard to creeps and barely registered enemy champs. As soon as they were hit to below 50% they'd straight run back to base, or try to while getting mowed down in the process.

Facing so many fed pushing enemy bots we lost turrets and all our inhibs, while the Varus and Rengar bots would get executed by supers just attack moving down a lane. Khazix and Ashe bots would tank the supers to 50% then run. I was the only competent one left to fend off supers, fight off the entire enemy team while needing to push hard enough to take objectives, all while being summoner level 5 without teleport to port back to take turrets.

Permaban all these bitches