PSA: Don't play if you are drunk/high/intoxicated

Your Next Kill·Jan 18, 2016·48 votes·2,965 views

Please. Just. Don't.

No one thinks it's funny. It's annoying and makes it a 4v6. Go take a cold shower or a nap if you are under the influence.

(now it's in the right section! :D)

52 Comments

PIMPSMOOTHJan 18, 201621 votes

Change your title to 'dont play ranked while drunk/high/intoxicated' and I'd agree.

Norms and other modes are fun hammered.

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Dominick DestineJan 18, 20164 votes

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Change your title to 'dont play ranked while drunk/high/intoxicated' and I'd agree.

Norms and other modes are fun hammered.

IulianusJan 18, 20164 votes

I usually ARAM when I'm drunk.

HizoukoJan 23, 20161 votes

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Change your title to 'dont play ranked while drunk/high/intoxicated' and I'd agree.

Norms and other modes are fun hammered.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

What about the people that are under level 30 trying to farm ip and exp for ranked.

VesarixxJan 18, 201619 votes

Or just play dominion, you can't ruin a game if no one else is playing it

SH AzykanJan 18, 20164 votes

ouch, the feels though >.>

VesarixxJan 18, 20166 votes

http://55.media.tumblr.com/9e824b93a5f63dda0d4903e9498ef937/tumblr_inline_o0xd6brexh1qzozj1_500.gif

KayleeTJan 18, 201610 votes

I've carried a team while high before so I think I'll continue

62227164DEL1Jan 18, 20167 votes

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Silent ArrowJan 18, 20163 votes

JAILTIME FOR WHAT??? gtfo here

Edyr420Jan 18, 20163 votes

people on the boards dont like weed at all i guess.

Noski7Jan 18, 20168 votes

as long as its not ranked its fine [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Century ChildJan 18, 20166 votes

I stick to arams when I'm under any sort of influence. Or if I've got a five man who don't mind me being intoxicated, _then _ I'll play rift.

EvilDustManJan 18, 20161 votes

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I stick to arams when I'm under any sort of influence. Or if I've got a five man who don't mind me being intoxicated, _then _ I'll play rift.

Good on you! RESPONSIBILITY.

Century ChildJan 19, 20161 votes

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IDKthatcoolJan 18, 20165 votes

One thing I feel should be acknowledged specifically is the use of cannabis, I and many other people use cannabis on a daily basis to treat various ailments and to encourage a generally more pleasant and meaningful existence, there have been no findings linking the imbibement of THC with poorer reaction times or anything of that sort, and I feel like I shouldn't be persecuted for speaking openly about cannabis with a fellow summoner who also imbibes the stuff.

IulianusJan 18, 20161 votes

Persecuted? No. Prosecuted? Well, that depends on what State you live in.

RyzeReworkJan 18, 20161 votes

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One thing I feel should be acknowledged specifically is the use of cannabis, I and many other people use cannabis on a daily basis to treat various ailments and to encourage a generally more pleasant and meaningful existence, there have been no findings linking the imbibement of THC with poorer reaction times or anything of that sort, and I feel like I shouldn't be persecuted for speaking openly about cannabis with a fellow summoner who also imbibes the stuff.

That's prolly bexause noone has cared to... has your friend every thrown some thing to u when ur high and u just watch it but dont want to catch it? If not u need frjends

Century ChildJan 19, 20162 votes

Sometimes I do that when I'm sober

SvolskiJan 19, 20161 votes

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One thing I feel should be acknowledged specifically is the use of cannabis, I and many other people use cannabis on a daily basis to treat various ailments and to encourage a generally more pleasant and meaningful existence, there have been no findings linking the imbibement of THC with poorer reaction times or anything of that sort, and I feel like I shouldn't be persecuted for speaking openly about cannabis with a fellow summoner who also imbibes the stuff.

Helps a lot for restless leg syndrome and win rate ;)

Supreme Senpai69Jan 18, 20164 votes

My friend tells me when he plays high, he plays much better but he doesn't remember what he does. I'm like no... you suck you're just too high to realize it.

Edyr420Jan 18, 20163 votes

i play league only when im stoned asf. otherwise the game suck and i start to flame.

SvolskiJan 19, 20161 votes

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i play league only when im stoned asf. otherwise the game suck and i start to flame.

The only way to play the game; makes it easier for me lol

fatherdariusJan 18, 20163 votes

I treat it like driving. Don't play ranked if you're above .08 BrAC. Wreck your car and/or get rekt in game. :(

As for ARAM/Normals? I think there's a bell curve. Like bowling, those first couple of drinks can relax you and loosen you up. After that it's all downhill.

Gimpy89Jan 18, 20163 votes

i sometimes play better drunk.

sk0 buffsJan 18, 20163 votes

Unpopular opinion I might have here, but people can do what they want when they want, including playing League while under the influence. No one really has the right to stop them.

TheDiffJan 18, 20162 votes

I don't really care if it's normals becasue i have nothing really to lose, like no MMR or LP, but it really bugs me in Ranked games.

Amber LynnJan 18, 20162 votes

If you do and get banned for comments that seemed fine at the time. THEN! Don't follow up by posting a ban thread angrily while still intoxicated.

I mean nothing's stopping you, but a lot of I was banned posts don't seem near as reasonable or factual as the poster seemed to think at the time. >.<

Maximum MordeJan 18, 20162 votes

I need an excuse for losing in ranked so I only play ranked while wasted.

IndianHippieJan 18, 20162 votes

Honestly I only have fun playing LoL when I'm drunk or high or both. Sorry guys!

GRVet3ran0sSJan 18, 20162 votes

You should be permanently suspended.

ChenMingYang1Jan 18, 20162 votes

One time I got carried by a drunk MasterYi . He was typing random words, kind of in a word salad kind of way...He just kept going in and killing the entire team. It was hilarious to watch.

clleshJan 22, 20162 votes

ummm, how about dont bring your morality into my video game?

im not breaking any rules, im just having a good time, sometimes ill say "woot" in all chat i like to drink a few beers on my days off, sometimes im a bit buzzed.... im an adult, im not breaking any laws by doing so, and i dont even play ranked....

Your Next KillJan 23, 20161 votes

ummm, how about you don't ruin the game for those who are playing with you?

The point isn't breaking rules or morality. It's the fact that you're being a liability to your team

hotarseJan 18, 20161 votes

I don't often play League of Legends, but when I do, I am usually sipping on some beerios! Truth be told, I play a lot better with a moderate to extreme buzz than I do sober.

MaratsuneJan 18, 20161 votes

You only talking bout ranked? lol Please only be talking about ranked

Hatless CasualJan 19, 20161 votes

If they don't play while high what will the stoners ever talk about?

(I really hate stoners on games, all they talk about is weed)

ShaftyMegeeJan 19, 20161 votes

I play drunk, sometimes crossfaded every time I play this game. So I think I'll just continue.

I don't play ranked BTW.

Shadow SavageJan 19, 20161 votes

Id say about 75% of my games, I'm drunk lol

ReadyxPlayerxOneJan 19, 20161 votes

But dude... do you even know how big MF's bewbs can be when stoned...

I think I play better sometimes when baked, but that's me.

No flash no lifeJan 21, 20161 votes

But where else can I unleash the poison :<

And if you're drunk just play lee. Lee is so op when he's drunk even Guy sensei can't handle.

A8KkXovSOfJan 22, 20161 votes

Im gonna drop a Doug Stanhope line as absolute truth. "There are only 2 kinds of people against drugs. Those that have never done drugs, and those that really sucked at doing drugs. The rest of us just have to suffer."

SCIENCE.

FaustavianJan 23, 20161 votes

I guess you can say they should take drugs/alcohol in... moderation... just like the post

LuggJan 23, 20161 votes

In all seriousness, if people didn't play when drunk/high/etc, then over half the player base wouldn't be on. All you can hope for is that the enemy team has more losers than your team.