PSA: Don't play if you are drunk/high/intoxicated
Please. Just. Don't.
No one thinks it's funny. It's annoying and makes it a 4v6. Go take a cold shower or a nap if you are under the influence.
(now it's in the right section! :D)
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Change your title to 'dont play ranked while drunk/high/intoxicated' and I'd agree.
Norms and other modes are fun hammered.
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Or just play dominion, you can't ruin a game if no one else is playing it
I've carried a team while high before so I think I'll continue
as long as its not ranked its fine [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
I stick to arams when I'm under any sort of influence. Or if I've got a five man who don't mind me being intoxicated, _then _ I'll play rift.
One thing I feel should be acknowledged specifically is the use of cannabis, I and many other people use cannabis on a daily basis to treat various ailments and to encourage a generally more pleasant and meaningful existence, there have been no findings linking the imbibement of THC with poorer reaction times or anything of that sort, and I feel like I shouldn't be persecuted for speaking openly about cannabis with a fellow summoner who also imbibes the stuff.
My friend tells me when he plays high, he plays much better but he doesn't remember what he does. I'm like no... you suck you're just too high to realize it.
I treat it like driving. Don't play ranked if you're above .08 BrAC. Wreck your car and/or get rekt in game. :(
As for ARAM/Normals? I think there's a bell curve. Like bowling, those first couple of drinks can relax you and loosen you up. After that it's all downhill.
Unpopular opinion I might have here, but people can do what they want when they want, including playing League while under the influence. No one really has the right to stop them.
i play league only when im stoned asf. otherwise the game suck and i start to flame.
i sometimes play better drunk.
You should be permanently suspended.
I don't really care if it's normals becasue i have nothing really to lose, like no MMR or LP, but it really bugs me in Ranked games.
If you do and get banned for comments that seemed fine at the time. THEN! Don't follow up by posting a ban thread angrily while still intoxicated.
I mean nothing's stopping you, but a lot of I was banned posts don't seem near as reasonable or factual as the poster seemed to think at the time. >.<
ummm, how about dont bring your morality into my video game?
im not breaking any rules, im just having a good time, sometimes ill say "woot" in all chat i like to drink a few beers on my days off, sometimes im a bit buzzed.... im an adult, im not breaking any laws by doing so, and i dont even play ranked....
I need an excuse for losing in ranked so I only play ranked while wasted.
Honestly I only have fun playing LoL when I'm drunk or high or both. Sorry guys!
One time I got carried by a drunk 
. He was typing random words, kind of in a word salad kind of way...He just kept going in and killing the entire team. It was hilarious to watch.
In all seriousness, if people didn't play when drunk/high/etc, then over half the player base wouldn't be on. All you can hope for is that the enemy team has more losers than your team.
I don't often play League of Legends, but when I do, I am usually sipping on some beerios! Truth be told, I play a lot better with a moderate to extreme buzz than I do sober.
You only talking bout ranked? lol Please only be talking about ranked
If they don't play while high what will the stoners ever talk about?
(I really hate stoners on games, all they talk about is weed)
I play drunk, sometimes crossfaded every time I play this game. So I think I'll just continue.
I don't play ranked BTW.
Id say about 75% of my games, I'm drunk lol
But dude... do you even know how big MF's bewbs can be when stoned...
I think I play better sometimes when baked, but that's me.
But where else can I unleash the poison :<
And if you're drunk just play lee. Lee is so op when he's drunk even Guy sensei can't handle.
Im gonna drop a Doug Stanhope line as absolute truth. "There are only 2 kinds of people against drugs. Those that have never done drugs, and those that really sucked at doing drugs. The rest of us just have to suffer."
SCIENCE.
I guess you can say they should take drugs/alcohol in... moderation... just like the post