A reminder that the more you abuse other players

But...the more amusement I get :)

If you're 0-5 after 3 mins, me telling you to "keep your chin up bud!" isn't going to make you play any better, either. You are bad. Baddies gonna be bad. If you didn't have enough common sense to not die 17 times in a 20 min match, you aren't the type of player that takes advice anyway.

Sounds like a personal problem.

not true, ever been weight lifting? Oo who am I kidding

But hear me out here, gentlemen.

• Suppose bot lane is a bit salty already for giving the jungler a double kill.
• If Morgana doesn't know how to Q, and I point this out in all-chat, then she will play extra hard and start to extra fail.
• Then Caitlyn will start to agree with me, and say in all-chat that Morgana should be reported. While typing this, she will die again.
• At this point, Caitlyn will go AFK.
• Then, me and my ADC are in a 2v1 against a Morgana that already is bad at hitting Q.
• I have now successfully harvested Caitlyn for her salt, and the game will be won at 20 minutes.

This is the only surefire way I have found to escape bronze, and I'll not have you tell me that my methods are anything less than precision strategies to win games.