A reminder that the more you abuse other players

Trolosaurus·Dec 16, 2015·7 votes·657 views

The worse they play

16 Comments

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20153 votes

But...the more amusement I get :)

If you're 0-5 after 3 mins, me telling you to "keep your chin up bud!" isn't going to make you play any better, either. You are bad. Baddies gonna be bad. If you didn't have enough common sense to not die 17 times in a 20 min match, you aren't the type of player that takes advice anyway.

TrolosaurusDec 17, 20155 votes

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But...the more amusement I get :)

If you're 0-5 after 3 mins, me telling you to "keep your chin up bud!" isn't going to make you play any better, either. You are bad. Baddies gonna be bad. If you didn't have enough common sense to not die 17 times in a 20 min match, you aren't the type of player that takes advice anyway.

Well then that just makes you a sociopath if you enjoy causing others pain.

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20151 votes

I think you misunderstood. I don't pick someone and harass them, I just call them out on their dumb dumb. For example, my favorite one is calling people that are being stupid "business major".

DJColdCutzDec 16, 20152 votes

Sounds like a personal problem.

Lime JoshDec 16, 20152 votes

not true, ever been weight lifting? Oo who am I kidding

AerilusDec 17, 20153 votes

Weight lifting reps don't require as precise timing or attention as a computer game, which becomes worse when you get angry but would be beneficial to weights.. You can't really compare the two.

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20152 votes

Do you even lift bro?

Seriously though, weight lifting does require pretty good timing and attention, especially if you're doing things like power cleaning. Ever try lifting when someone makes a joke? You lose your attention and drop the weight. So don't give me that!

AerilusDec 17, 20152 votes

Your emphasis on Olympic Lifts says it all

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20151 votes

I wasn't emphasizing anything lol. I just used clean as an example since it's a good example of one that takes timing and attention. It's one of the most common lifts, though, not just for Olympics? Unless I'm missing the joke here....

AerilusDec 17, 20152 votes

They're common because it became a huge fad because even though it's one of the most inefficient and dangerous exercises, it looks cool.

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20151 votes

I certainly wouldn't call it inefficient. It's a whole body move that builds explosion. Pretty good for football and especially wrestling. And any lift is dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. I've seen more people get hurt squatting than cleaning.

Are you by any chance thinking of a snatch instead of a clean?

AerilusDec 17, 20152 votes

I know all the olympic lifts and there's not many that are any better than the traditional ones, except maybe as a test of strength, but not for improving it. The main problem is you can't improve them on your own without doing other lifts like deadlift or squat. Ah the old explosion strength. You can do any lift explosively, that old myth is years past. Heard it all before, seen it all disproved. I see were done here.

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20151 votes

I have reason to believe that you are thinking of the wrong move. I have not come across one person that has thought the power clean was a stupid move...let alone any more dangerous than any other lift.

AerilusDec 17, 20151 votes

Everyone thinks bicep curls are good too.. it's not evidence that it's efficient. I've seen several studies on the 'burst' strength myth disproved.

And just so you stop trying to redirect the focus, I know what power clean and snatches are. They only became popular because of the burst strength myth. Do some research for a while and you'll see why it's a joke. They are a good test of strength, but otherwise not as worthwhile for increasing strength as alternatives.

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 17, 20151 votes

Everyone thinks bicep curls are good too

I'm not sure who you hang with...but no1 thinks lol. They're called "curls for the girls" for a reason lol. Probably the same people that think power cleans are so dangerous xD

But as I've said, I haven't heard anyone talk negatively about power cleans. That doesn't mean it hasn't been done. You claim they aren't good for increasing strength, yet they have done nicely for me. I would gladly be open to these studies that you have seen if you would kindly link them for me.

dunkeroniDec 18, 20151 votes

But hear me out here, gentlemen.

Suppose bot lane is a bit salty already for giving the jungler a double kill.
If Morgana doesn't know how to Q, and I point this out in all-chat, then she will play extra hard and start to extra fail.
Then Caitlyn will start to agree with me, and say in all-chat that Morgana should be reported. While typing this, she will die again.
At this point, Caitlyn will go AFK.
Then, me and my ADC are in a 2v1 against a Morgana that already is bad at hitting Q.
I have now successfully harvested Caitlyn for her salt, and the game will be won at 20 minutes.

This is the only surefire way I have found to escape bronze, and I'll not have you tell me that my methods are anything less than precision strategies to win games.