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ThreeSP33d·7/10/2017, 5:31:57 AM·2 votes·1,015 views

These idiots were talking crap. I stand by everything I said to them. People who int and screw around in game ruin it. But hey, the naughty language detector works. I'm just gonna hard troll and ruin games without chatting when I get back. It seems like those folks have more fun. And I know the system for catching that don't work :) Game 1 ThreeSP33d: 16 cs fine ThreeSP33d: no shit ThreeSP33d: talon top working good, boy I called it ThreeSP33d: wtf malz god you are stupid ThreeSP33d: nah, coming from a retard it wouldn't mean anything ThreeSP33d: not my fault if you are stupid and easy to gank ThreeSP33d: lol saved your dumbass a few times ThreeSP33d: a non retard would build some mr against rumble ThreeSP33d: gotta love talons without map awareness ThreeSP33d: boy mid and top are something special together ThreeSP33d: funny my stats are better, no tilt I think you just bad in general ThreeSP33d: I just like how I called you garbage before the game and I was right ThreeSP33d: and yet you are still too stupid to build a hexdrinker ThreeSP33d: its almost funny how oblivious you are ThreeSP33d: I even helped you top and you pissed away your lead cuz your a scrub and thats what scrubs do ThreeSP33d: funny part is rumble was actually beatable by talon. but you are too garbage to play it right ThreeSP33d: I just told talon he was gonna lose lane cuz bronze scrubs aren't smart enough to play off meta before the game, and he prooved me right ThreeSP33d: Im not sure what malz defect is but he has one ThreeSP33d: cant carry garbage too heavy ThreeSP33d: doesn't mean much coming from a retard, I you and talon ride the same shortbus to special ed each day ThreeSP33d: dumbass wont even buy a hex drinker against rumble ThreeSP33d: the other dumbass fuckwit Game 2 ThreeSP33d: I think ill just make darius my bitch instead ThreeSP33d: we oom back off ThreeSP33d: wtf are yall doing ThreeSP33d: focus guys ThreeSP33d: wtf yas ThreeSP33d: wtf dude cancel that ThreeSP33d: just fucking group ThreeSP33d: yall are trying to be stilish and fucking up ThreeSP33d: GROUP ThreeSP33d: yas you need fight with the team, kill whoever gets on the carries ThreeSP33d: we need to fight front to back ThreeSP33d: you need to help keep our carries alive ThreeSP33d: 60 cs no wonder ThreeSP33d: good map aware jesus u bad ThreeSP33d: and you were alone you dumbass ThreeSP33d: dude yas fucking chill ThreeSP33d: your diving and this adc are why we losing ThreeSP33d: I GOT KNOCKED BACK YOU DUMBASS ThreeSP33d: fuck this team ThreeSP33d: dumbass yas ThreeSP33d: we need to group ThreeSP33d: you idiots keep splitting and getting caught ThreeSP33d: omg yas ThreeSP33d: we lose cuz you don't know how to play with your lead ThreeSP33d: and lux cant land a skill shot ThreeSP33d: wtf dude ThreeSP33d: you are fucking retarded, the others are just bad mechanically ThreeSP33d: its a cloud waste of time ThreeSP33d: fucking retards get back ThreeSP33d: wtf are you idiots doing up there ThreeSP33d: fucking roaming around getting caught doing nothing ThreeSP33d: JUST GROUP ThreeSP33d: FUCKING RETARDS Game 3 ThreeSP33d: Id say you were wrong because skill doesn't matter so half games are over in champ select ThreeSP33d: as gp is about to find out because thats a losing lane ThreeSP33d: and cho is just crap in genera ThreeSP33d: fucking focus stop splitting up ThreeSP33d: she doesn't know what she is doing ThreeSP33d: wtf is our adc doing ThreeSP33d: this fucking adc does no damage ThreeSP33d: jinx, do you have brain damage? ThreeSP33d: did something go wrong with your vaccines as a child? ThreeSP33d: I keep getting retards like jinx on my team and can't climbn ThreeSP33d: does it speak english? ThreeSP33d: use your ult you dumb bitch ThreeSP33d: jinx ThreeSP33d: she hasn't use it once, even when there were targets she could execute ThreeSP33d: too bad our adc is more retarded ThreeSP33d: im done ThreeSP33d: fucking hairlip adc ThreeSP33d: I did my job or at least tried to. ThreeSP33d: she has never ulted ThreeSP33d: and jinx is out of position doing nothing ThreeSP33d: can we hurry up and fucking surrender ThreeSP33d: mid then baron ThreeSP33d: should have done mid than baron ThreeSP33d: not paying attention guys, you need to get the carries ThreeSP33d: trist and malz need to die ThreeSP33d: need to get a poke on malz to get his shield down and I can stun him ThreeSP33d: we didn't have the minions

38 Comments

This Is Your Dad7/10/2017, 5:35:53 AM10 votes

I'm just gonna hard troll and ruin games without chatting when I get back.

Because that is exactly what they did to you and now you're becoming one of them. Do you want a cookie?

Limmie7/10/2017, 3:19:24 PM5 votes

The ammount of qqing and passive-aggressiveness you're letting off on this thead is making me cringe so hard that it has looped around and gotten amusing.

Yeah, you got trolled and baited, boohoo. Just get over it already. If you actually want to troll then just shut up and do it already, don't make a pony show about it like some teen girl crying out for attention during her rebel phase.

Silent Gravity7/10/2017, 6:52:56 AM2 votes

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These idiots were talking crap. I stand by everything I said to them. People who int and screw around in game ruin it.

Let's do Science! Experiment 1: Does yelling at trolls make them stop? Result 1: No

Experiment 2: I want to yell at them right now, will the future me suffer for this decision? Result 2: Getting a (punishment) is fairly unpleasant.

ThreeSP33d7/10/2017, 8:27:59 AM2 votes

I'm a jungle. I'm a very good jungle. I don't really try to force any style on my teammates and try to play with what my team has. But I get teammates that make no attempt to coordinate, like dumbass Yasuo's who have no interest in objectives or actually winning because they keep diving every enemy they see because they want kills. I lose games because my team literally refuses to group in the mid and late and get picked off over and over until the lead I gave them in laning phase is gone and they are behind because they screwed around.

I gank very frequently. I almost always pick Volibear and tank because most bronze people are too stupid to pick anything but pure damage or champs way beyond their skill level. He can also push lanes easy and take down turrets if no one else will. I control neutral objectives extremely well, and actually try to peel for my carries and give them good initiations for team fights. The only thing I ask for them to do is not feed early, group when necessary, and help take objectives. Instead I get three games in a row where we throw because my team is too stupid to group for an easy game winning push.

Instead, Yasuo screws off to top lane and dies to a 3v1 because he keeps charging into CC without his team with him, mid lux decides to steal their blue and runs into the other two in their jungle without vision and gets insta killed. Suddenly it's a 5v3 and the other two idiots abandon the free turret we could take to go to where Yasuo died top and get killed themselves instead of taking a free turret and backing. All thus time, I'm frantically pinging these morons and begging them to group because we have a huge minion wave pushed and we are so far up there is no way in hell we lose a full 5v5 and we can easily win the game pushing through mid. I'm a godly tank but lose the ensuing 5v1 at nexus turrets but take 2 with me. It doesn't matter because everyone is dead and we lose.

These people make no attempt to coordinate. They make the same mistake over and over even when people tell them exactly what they are doing wrong. Like the Yasuo who won't stop diving and chasing. And they completely ignore objectives and wander around like dumbasses looking for bad fights. I'm not even that mechanically skilled, but I'm almost always A or S ranked in the jungle because I don't die much, I get lots of kills and assists and I always look for stuff my team can take. I try to make things as simple as possible for my laners but they aren't trying to win. This is what pisses me off about Bronze. People who play with their head up their ass have no where else to go and they delight in keeping people from escaping. Lots of people get stuck in bronze because they don't have the patience to wade through all the dumbasses and trolls and get stuck down here.

Objectively, I play correctly most of the time and all my choices are geared toward helping my team win. I make mistakes occasionally but they result usually in just me dying once, not like my idiot teammates or the trolls going 1-8 with no CS,damage done, or objectives taken. The 1-8 troll that is still 1v5ing the other team doesn't care and is having more fun than the teammates he won't listen too that are begging him to stop because their lanes are going well and we can still win if he just farms under turret and plays safer.

I might as well just start screwing around and jungling Urgot and Teemo because only 1 out of 5 teams I get gives any shit about trying to play well anyway. And then I can report the other tryhards who flame me because they recognize I just pissed away an easy win, after the 5th time it happened to them that day. They are frustrated because they know they don't belong in Bronze, they are hard carrying, but they have 2 dedicated anti-carries on their team that make everything they try to do pointless because they are either too stupid to watch the map or deliberately trolling because you ganked top first.

The asshats are having more fun and getting report feedback on someone you provoked is better than getting promoted. Riots reporting for ranked is laughably broken. They think the two deliberate feeding cases they get right are good when 99.9% of them don't get addressed. As long as you don't put shit in chat and you half a brain their is almost no chance you will get caught. The system is garbage and people should stop pretending it's anything but a pile of crap. I bet I could get 100 people punished before I got noticed if I felt like trolling.

ThreeSP33d7/10/2017, 6:53:49 AM2 votes

Then is it about prioritizing fun of playing to win? If my teammates aren't having fun because I went mid lane Yorrick, with a full crit build and got stomped so completely nothing my team does will matter. Is that ok if I do that every game? What if I'm just really stupid and actually think it works. Should I be punished? But I'm having fun, my champ selection and build are not their business. Moderation is hilariously broken and anyone who thinks it does a good job are on drugs.

deathgod57/10/2017, 5:41:27 AM2 votes

I mean yea... You also broke rules, what do you want, some special exception. also you clearly were just harassing some.

Also with quotes like

funny part is rumble was actually beatable by talon. but you are too garbage to play it right

you clearly knew they were trying so you are not playing with trolls you are just some person that can't behave.

Stop being such a toddler trowing a hissy fit because you got some bad teammates, we all get them from game to game.

Bettnachleger7/10/2017, 5:40:08 AM1 votes

Troll = bad game?

RageLessPlayMore7/10/2017, 6:51:12 PM1 votes

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