This game is stupid
I really wish these chat logs would show what the other person said to provide context. But then again its so much easier to trip a naughty language detector than it is to catch a troll who refused to help your team. But hey riot, I get it, at least you have something to feel good about so have gold star and put it on the fridge for making the world more PC. I really like how risque "play safe up top, I cant gank gnar" really is. Good catch on that one. I had no idea I was so far out of line. I also apologize for "Don't push Teemo I wanna gank him at level 3". I am incredibly sorry.
I actually only got mean after getting flamed by these idiots and responded in kind, and your stupid detector didn't even catch the worst crap I said. I apologies for the typo's. I spell good and type bad. Lol "gucking"!
I also love I the extra flames I get for being a jg because its too easy to blame the jg'er when you get ganked while diving their turret without even warding the tri-bush. But hey, I'm just gonna blend in with the rest of the morons now.
Im just gonna stop using chat all together and AFK farm when my teammates piss me me off so good luck catching that. Urgot jg is gonna be a big thing and I will play my best without ever saying a word. Won't win much but it's about having fun right? Maybe I get a few kills, and maybe a win once in a while, but we will see. Experimenting with the meta isn't punishable. I just wanna ruin games silently with my questionable champ selections and tactically unsound and sloppy play. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. I've taken a vow of silence. However, I'm not using mute so I can silently report the people that flamed me, maybe I can bait out a few like these people did to me.
I will now play the game as its meant to be played. Trolly and tilted. Thank you and God bless, stay safe out there. See you on the rift.
Also, I'm taking suggestions for particularly trolly jg's so lemme know if I should try something. If you see an Urgot jg, good chance it's me.
Game 1 ThreeSP33d: play safe up top, i cant really gank gnar ThreeSP33d: unless he pushes way too far ThreeSP33d: greedy play mid, be safe ThreeSP33d: zed stay home ThreeSP33d: ZED STAY HOME ThreeSP33d: your fucking letting annie roam ThreeSP33d: because I didn't need your help and you brought ThreeSP33d: her ThreeSP33d: im trying but this asshat zed keeps roaming and trying to make plays ThreeSP33d: no you can stay and farm your lane ThreeSP33d: not my fault your dumbass got solo killed for being greedy ThreeSP33d: this zed is gucking retarded ThreeSP33d: you have no cs cuz you wont stay in your lane ThreeSP33d: your not an assasin when you play behind ThreeSP33d: he is an idiot dont bother ThreeSP33d: wow zed nice ult ThreeSP33d: we need to split ThreeSP33d: you wanna split or me darius? ThreeSP33d: gg this fucking retard zed ThreeSP33d: no you didn't ThreeSP33d: muted and reported im done with your dumbass, you threw an easy win you dumbfuck ThreeSP33d: this fucking mid ThreeSP33d: is useless ThreeSP33d: all he had to do was stay in lane ThreeSP33d: report afk mid ThreeSP33d: sitting in fountain ThreeSP33d: gg ThreeSP33d: we cant win 4v5 with this idiot ThreeSP33d: you are 3-10 pull your head out of your ass ThreeSP33d: with 72 cs ThreeSP33d: we cant win ThreeSP33d: it doesnt matter, our mid refused to work with team and fucking trolled
Game 2 ThreeSP33d: dont push teemo, i wanna gank him at 3 ThreeSP33d: thats it no more for you, all you had to do was not push the damn lane and give me the lenght to chase ThreeSP33d: which apparently means push to turret in your language ThreeSP33d: gg renekton doesn't know how to farm ThreeSP33d: sorry it went out the window when i realized top lane was retarded ThreeSP33d: says the dude who backs every 10 seconds cuz he doesn't know how to lane ThreeSP33d: please report this top for toxic ThreeSP33d: take responisibility for your own crap play before critiquing others ThreeSP33d: cant when all 3 lanes lose cuz I put my eggs in the wrong basket up top ThreeSP33d: and then I asked you not to push and you shoved it right to his tower ThreeSP33d: top is a troll, just report and move on ThreeSP33d: I tried, it wasnt my fault you wouldn't cooperate, it was also bad luck that the other 2 lanes went bad ThreeSP33d: I have nothing to gank ThreeSP33d: but instead of farming and trying to win you ruined it with your attitude ThreeSP33d: i did try team ThreeSP33d: sry it didnt' go well ThreeSP33d: i did nothing wrong what would you like me to gank i cant 1v5
Game 3 ThreeSP33d: ffs, first game of the day and this shit starts already ThreeSP33d: we are behind so lets get solo'd ThreeSP33d: no more dying ThreeSP33d: ffs top ThreeSP33d: stop ThreeSP33d: you could have ran but went back in ThreeSP33d: omg yas, gtfo ThreeSP33d: jesus christ you are not that god so stop trying to make plays like that ThreeSP33d: every fucking time you give it back ThreeSP33d: i have idiot issues ThreeSP33d: god, this fucking team, how hard is it to not die? ThreeSP33d: for nothing? ThreeSP33d: rofl, ok 0-3 instruct me ThreeSP33d: now if our support could get off her ass and be useful ThreeSP33d: wonder how that happend? ThreeSP33d: gj feeding him supp ThreeSP33d: 0-6 thats a good support ThreeSP33d: for the other team ThreeSP33d: 0-7 ThreeSP33d: you only contribute your deaths ThreeSP33d: got theri adc and jg nice and fed ThreeSP33d: rofl, you give instructions good for being garbage zyra ThreeSP33d: 0-8 rofl ThreeSP33d: #prosupport #feedlife ThreeSP33d: I dont have cc and zyra has never played this game before, so good luck getting her to hit with hers ThreeSP33d: rofl good luck! ThreeSP33d: SPECTACULAR CC MISS ZYRA! ThreeSP33d: WOW GREAT JOB ThreeSP33d: it only takes up half the screen, i can see where its hard to aim ThreeSP33d: but keep trying, im sure you will only be slightly below average someday ThreeSP33d: 0-9 ThreeSP33d: its ok, im sure zyra can spot you another 5 kilss to prop it up again ThreeSP33d: 0-10 ThreeSP33d: zyra doesn't understand "back" ThreeSP33d: hey JHIN SHES UP ThreeSP33d: GOTTA GET TO HER BEFORE DARIUS THOUGH ThreeSP33d: TOO LATE ThreeSP33d: 0-11 ThreeSP33d: wtf she not talking trash no more? ThreeSP33d: take it ThreeSP33d: minus our laughably bad supports 11 deaths, this is almost competative ThreeSP33d: boy zed is fed ThreeSP33d: sry jhin, zyra was trying to get to you ThreeSP33d: but she cant even feed right ThreeSP33d: its more of her being too stupid to stand away from their damage ThreeSP33d: yeah, champ is good, player just sucks ThreeSP33d: do you have any idea how hard it is to jg when your team wont stop dying ThreeSP33d: try me when Zyra isn't playing Mother Teresa and feeding the hungry every fucking respawn ThreeSP33d: seriously, nobel peace prize for this one ThreeSP33d: there you go JHIN! Got her! ThreeSP33d: and you thnk your good cuz you laned against our support, rofl