"I CAN'T GET MY HEXTECH REWARDS THIS IS SO UNFAIR"
"So like, it's totally everyone else's fault. They were being rude to me. So I decided to be a complete asshole to them back! And then I got in trouble! That makes no sense!1!1!!11!! If they didn't want to hear it, they should've used the mute button or chat filter, right? Mute function and chat filters TOTALLY excuse being a complete dick to other people! SO IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!!!1!!!11 I shouldn't get in trouble, I don't deserve it! I SPENT LIKE OVER 9000000000000000000000000000 DOLLARS ON THIS GAME, THAT MAKES ME IMMUNE TO BREAKING THE RULES!
I BET THEY WERE ALL A BUNCH OF KIDS WHO DON'T EVEN SPEND MONEY. So like, why do I get in trouble and not them! Such unfair! And like, thanks to them, now I can't get free rewards that are given to people who've been on good behavior! I've been on good behavior for 999999 years, and I've been playing since Season -9999999999999999! They were being rude to me and I was just defending myself!
Calling them f****** and s**** and telling them to go kill themselves and telling them to uninstall and/or otherwise being a complete asshole to them is totally just defending myself because THEY STARTED IT!!11!!!!1!!! So how come I can't get my rewards?!1!1!!?!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!"
/s [slayer-jinx-wink]