What do you call a...?

So you win lane in a losing matchup where you should have no kill potential - having been severely counter-picked. On top of that, the enemy jungler ganks you about 10x during laning - at the most inconvenient times. Plus you have enemy support randomly showing up 2x because he already won his lane. And a roam from a fed enemy mid too. Yet somehow you are a full 2 levels ahead of your opponent and 2/3 an item ahead. You splitpush as much as possible because you can bull 2 enemies to your lane, grab a kill, and still survive or even keep up pressure. So the enemy sends 3+ to stop your splitpush - giving your team easy 4v2 pushes on towers, objectives, and 4v2 fights. You group for all major objectives and rotate to defend your team's towers when you will not get more by splitting. Teamfights where your team listens to you and engages properly, you win. Teamfights where they ignore you and overstay, overextend, or commit to a bad fight, you lose.

Every teamfight, you peel 3-4 enemies and get at least one carry low enough to die to a stray jinx ult - as a tank - without any help from team. Thus, your 3 carries only have 2 enemies to worry about - one of them being the toplaner you 1v2 destroyed all game - who should be completely useless for how far behind she is. You and your jungler can pick up 2 kills 2v4 most teamfights, but you can't win decisively because your 3 carries spend half the fight running away from a lone underfed, underleveled camille with laughable damage and no durability before realizing they can delete her and then help you deal with the other 4 enemies you are peeling off them. This is repeated about 10x - and every time they run away from camille or camille and her jungler half the fight - when you could win the fight much harder than a 3 for 2 if they weren't such cowards.

You eventually break open mid inhib. Logically, the next step is to set up a slow push bot lane, then 5 man pressure top inhib tower and/or force fight at baron. You explain this at least 6 times in very simple details in chat for all teammates to read. But for 10 fights, your bot lane or mid lane refuses to rotate top and exploit your super minion pressure mid by making the baron or top inhib pressure play. Thus, for 15+ minutes, you get nothing from your lead... slowly letting the other team catch up and eventually win a decisive fight mid, take baron, and 5v1 end the game. In that decisive fight, you did more damage to the enemy adc and jungler than what all 3 of your carries dished out combined. For the whole 15+ min you should have been pressuring top inhib tower and/or forcing baron, your support tells you how stupid and selfish you are for "always splitting top" and "never grouping". You are told you "never peel or help in teamfights", never do any damage (you literally got double kills half the fights - and not via ks'ing; you literally did that much damage). You are called retarded for telling team to pressure top or force baron or even for asking them to help ward jungle flanks.

When you are carrying that hard in a ranked game when you should have been feeding your butt off starting in laning phase based on matchup and jg pressure while being unable to kill ANYONE, but you are instead fed, killing people, zoning 3-4 people every fight and getting 1+ low enough to force them out of fight for 15+ min and at least 10 teamfights, what do you say to someone like your support after they harass you non-stop for that entire time? What are they acting like except... an idiot? I mean, I don't like calling people names or being an ass, but if you're gonna flame or harass me all game when I'm literally doing 10x the work you are to help our team win, I'm eventually going to call it like I see it. You keep asking for it and provoking me as well as ignoring the most simple shotcalls that anyone above bronze 4 would do (pressure a 2nd lane after you kill the inhib - or force fight at baron) - and you tell me that's a retarded call - and I'll let you know the sad truth... you're being retarded. Notice - I didn't say you ARE retarded. That would imply you are mentally handicapped and incapable of improving your intelligence or whatever and would be very RUDE. "being retarded" implies that the choices you are making are BAD and that it should be OBVIOUS to you (after your plan fails 5x... or 10x, maybe listen to an alternate plan mr. support player) that your choices aren't working and something DIFFERENT needs to be tried. I explained patiently for over 15 min and 10 wasted teamfights with nothing gained how to do a better play. You accuse me of being stubborn, stupid, and selfish... look at yourself. What you said about me was lies... what I said about you was the truth.

So Boards community, what do you call a support like that? I know what I call that zyra...