One of my favorite quote's of all time summarizes my mindset on how to deal with toxic players(not really in detail). Keeping it in mind makes me laugh instaid of getting angry and arguing.
Einsteins brilliant piece of advice: "Never try to argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
SmokedAlmonds69 votes"Never wrestle with a pig, you will both get dirty, and the pig likes it." - unknown
Hoodwink1 votesI probably laughed more than I should've at that.
xReadyPlayerOnex1 votesYou're assuming I don't like it and that the pig would ultimately win.... I believe the bacon I eat with eggs and the ham I made for turkey day would disagree with your unkown quote.
SmokedAlmonds1 votesYou're assuming I don't like it and that the pig would ultimately win.... I believe the bacon I eat with eggs and the ham I made for turkey day would disagree with your unkown quote.
That is fine, if people want to behave like the pig then we just treat them the same as the pig and lock them up in a pen.
chipi9964 votesMy personal favorite http://i.imgur.com/6HToClV.jpg
Blitzedlegend1 votesmy new fav qoute
Cressilia1 votesI cri every tim
junglerboy1631 votesThat train of thought is so old it even shows up in the Bible.
Proverbs 26:4: "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself." - #BibleGamingTips101
Buttered Butter25 votes_“They dispute not in order to find or even to seek Truth, but for victory, and to appear the more learned and strenuous upholders of a contrary opinion. Such persons should be avoided by all who have not a good breastplate of patience.” _ ― Giordano Bruno
MrSexyHobo1 votespeople are inclined to continue believing something they already hold as truth even when presented with lots of information that contradicts said belief.
Psych 101 boyz
For Carthage9 votesI prefer:
"Go fuck yourself."
Hoodwink8 votesErm. That was actually Mark Twain.
Kilo of Koz3 votesAre you stupid? That was Yoda.
frigginmurlocs2 votesNo, it was Yogurt
IsmokeOregano1 votesno, this is patrick
Odyssey858 votes"Time flies like arrow, fruit fly like banana"
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BakedLotion7 votes"Never argue with a vayne or Riven main, or else they'll ragequit." -Thomas Jefferson.
ModWulf Helhammer3 votesI thought that was Mark Twain's quote...
Finn Teh Human3 votesI just tell people I don't speak stupid.
junglerboy161 voteswell if you can't speak that means you're dumb, and stupid people don't know that dumb means two things ("stupid" and "unable to speak"), so they will assume you are also stupid.
Finn Teh Human7 votesThat joke
Your head
junglerboy161 votesWhat implies that the joke went over my head?
Kei1439 votes"I don't speak stupid" is the whole sentence.
Not to be confused as "I don't speak, stupid"
AutoreactiveCD43 votesGood to know. Now let's go eat Grandma!
Finn Teh Human1 votesYour comment and your name.
junglerboy161 votesNice, thanks for the ad hom bruh.
lolptwo3 votesThe problem is, despite them saying their intentional feeder system does work, it really doesn't.
First game intentionally feeding teemo. Tries to make it looks like he's not feeding but its really damn obviosu when he's just running top sitting ina bush.
2nd game skarner jg that does 940 dmg to champion through 27mins
Decrit1 votesusually it works after the game :P
ModUlanopo3 votes"Treat words as though they were dollars."
Mistress Madoka1 votesTrade them in for some REAL money?
Noam Braumsky2 votesAyn Rand said: "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it."
Dunkrius2g1 votesWith all due respect, Albert Einstein only helps "us" to no waste our time with "idiots" in this situation. This, however, will remain a big and lasting problem with Riot. They can't turn a blind eye to this, and I'm sure Riot will do something, hopefully.
Killer of Poros1 votes"If you're going through Hell, keep going" "A joke is a very serious thing" -Winston Churchill
Smitty Manjensen1 votes"Smoke weed everyday" - Abraham Lincoln.
TheSlogs1 votesThat was Mark Twain sir...
warpenguin5551 votesOH REKT. EINSTIEN OP
DIRU1 votesalber is very smart man
EvilDustMan1 votesHe who laughs last, laughs loudest.
You get your laugh now trolling me, I get my laugh later when you get banned.
ULTRA RAMOOSE1 votesWho is this Alber Einstein, seems almost familiar, the the Albert guy, but not quite.
PickleBabah1 votest
ElJanitorFrank1 votesWell actually the quote has disputed origins, most likely candidates are George Carlin, John Guerrero, and Bob Smith. There is a slightly different and older version by Mark Twain, but it definitely wasn't him who said it.
Chicken4dinner1 votesHahah, good laugh :)
EvilDustMan1 votesAbraham was a pretty well known toxic person, though.
xReadyPlayerOnex1 votesAlbert Einstein never had to deal with this many people completely destroying everything he worked for every game he played.
I'm sure if I walked in while he was trying to figure out E=MC2 and shat on his notebook and erased the chalk board he'd want to shoot me in the face, not come up with some bs moral philosophical crap that you morons would latch onto. And in case you haven't figured it out. I find that the people who ruin my game by feeding 1/19 and telling me to fuq off, i don't know what i'm talking about and other bullshit that should be immediately bannable is equivalent to what I just said about AE.
