Alber Einstein Explains How To Deal With Toxicity

Tract·11/7/2015, 9:25:39 PM·104 votes·5,296 views

One of my favorite quote's of all time summarizes my mindset on how to deal with toxic players(not really in detail). Keeping it in mind makes me laugh instaid of getting angry and arguing.

Einsteins brilliant piece of advice: "Never try to argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

Azir

56 Comments

SmokedAlmonds11/7/2015, 11:04:55 PM69 votes

"Never wrestle with a pig, you will both get dirty, and the pig likes it." - unknown

chipi9911/8/2015, 2:40:21 AM64 votes

My personal favorite http://i.imgur.com/6HToClV.jpg

junglerboy1611/8/2015, 1:58:15 AM31 votes

That train of thought is so old it even shows up in the Bible.

Proverbs 26:4: "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself." - #BibleGamingTips101

Buttered Butter11/7/2015, 9:29:42 PM25 votes

_“They dispute not in order to find or even to seek Truth, but for victory, and to appear the more learned and strenuous upholders of a contrary opinion. Such persons should be avoided by all who have not a good breastplate of patience.” _ ― Giordano Bruno

For Carthage11/8/2015, 6:07:50 AM9 votes

I prefer:

"Go fuck yourself."

  • Benjamin Franklin
Odyssey8511/8/2015, 1:51:43 PM8 votes

"Time flies like arrow, fruit fly like banana" -Zilean

Hoodwink11/8/2015, 12:12:06 AM8 votes

Erm. That was actually Mark Twain.

BakedLotion11/8/2015, 6:37:30 PM7 votes

"Never argue with a vayne or Riven main, or else they'll ragequit." -Thomas Jefferson.

ModWulf Helhammer11/7/2015, 10:38:18 PM3 votes

I thought that was Mark Twain's quote...

Finn Teh Human11/8/2015, 12:14:53 AM3 votes

I just tell people I don't speak stupid.

ModUlanopo11/8/2015, 7:06:54 PM3 votes

"Treat words as though they were dollars."

  • Ulanopo
lolptwo11/8/2015, 5:07:46 AM3 votes

The problem is, despite them saying their intentional feeder system does work, it really doesn't.

First game intentionally feeding teemo. Tries to make it looks like he's not feeding but its really damn obviosu when he's just running top sitting ina bush.

2nd game skarner jg that does 940 dmg to champion through 27mins

Noam Braumsky11/8/2015, 7:16:32 PM2 votes

Ayn Rand said: "Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it."

DIRU11/8/2015, 2:05:16 PM1 votes

alber is very smart man

EvilDustMan11/8/2015, 2:37:39 PM1 votes

He who laughs last, laughs loudest.

You get your laugh now trolling me, I get my laugh later when you get banned.

ULTRA RAMOOSE11/8/2015, 3:32:03 PM1 votes

Who is this Alber Einstein, seems almost familiar, the the Albert guy, but not quite.

PickleBabah11/8/2015, 6:51:46 PM1 votes

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ElJanitorFrank11/8/2015, 7:23:48 PM1 votes

Well actually the quote has disputed origins, most likely candidates are George Carlin, John Guerrero, and Bob Smith. There is a slightly different and older version by Mark Twain, but it definitely wasn't him who said it.

Chicken4dinner11/8/2015, 10:17:18 PM1 votes

Hahah, good laugh :)

EvilDustMan11/9/2015, 1:41:27 AM1 votes

Abraham was a pretty well known toxic person, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc

xReadyPlayerOnex11/28/2015, 11:39:55 PM1 votes

Albert Einstein never had to deal with this many people completely destroying everything he worked for every game he played.

I'm sure if I walked in while he was trying to figure out E=MC2 and shat on his notebook and erased the chalk board he'd want to shoot me in the face, not come up with some bs moral philosophical crap that you morons would latch onto. And in case you haven't figured it out. I find that the people who ruin my game by feeding 1/19 and telling me to fuq off, i don't know what i'm talking about and other bullshit that should be immediately bannable is equivalent to what I just said about AE.

Dunkrius2g11/8/2015, 7:18:44 AM1 votes

With all due respect, Albert Einstein only helps "us" to no waste our time with "idiots" in this situation. This, however, will remain a big and lasting problem with Riot. They can't turn a blind eye to this, and I'm sure Riot will do something, hopefully.

Killer of Poros11/8/2015, 8:09:47 AM1 votes

"If you're going through Hell, keep going" "A joke is a very serious thing" -Winston Churchill

Smitty Manjensen11/8/2015, 10:42:30 AM1 votes

"Smoke weed everyday" - Abraham Lincoln.

TheSlogs11/8/2015, 1:50:33 PM1 votes

That was Mark Twain sir...

warpenguin55511/8/2015, 2:00:34 PM1 votes

OH REKT. EINSTIEN OP