Top 5%
Alright guys I just wanna let you know that I got a chat restriction, apparently "bottom 5% of players get this" Let me tell you what was happening Game 1 PlanetRekt: ashe PlanetRekt: soraka PlanetRekt: please dont steal this ok PlanetRekt: happened twice already PlanetRekt: cuz i smite early PlanetRekt: for the stun PlanetRekt: when i ping just leave (i wanted to make sure they didn't steal my krug, nothing wrong) PlanetRekt: and gp PlanetRekt: rivens gonna beat ur ass if she gets to you with 1 e PlanetRekt: she was a knockup and a stun PlanetRekt: her e PlanetRekt: the dash (gp ssaid he hadn't played in awhile, I didn't want him to get destroyed in lnae) PlanetRekt: ivern i c u bb (saw ivern) PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: yay PlanetRekt: u have red PlanetRekt: gp fight her (ivern towerdove gp with red) PlanetRekt: what PlanetRekt: blow PlanetRekt: the PlanetRekt: barrel PlanetRekt: up (both died and riven was on no health) PlanetRekt: fucking hate ivern (ok lets be clear he TARGETS ME) PlanetRekt: lmao rlly PlanetRekt: u ulted that (went to invade ivern and steal his red buff, gp ulted the buff) PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: lol no PlanetRekt: ivern PlanetRekt: u took fervor PlanetRekt: ur just bad (ivern (enemy team) was saying how he was a god on ivern PlanetRekt: raka PlanetRekt: stop hitting PlanetRekt: the minions PlanetRekt: ur support PlanetRekt: dont mess the flow up (raka was q and autoing the minions under the tower) PlanetRekt: lmao PlanetRekt: lemme just run top real quick PlanetRekt: lOL PlanetRekt: tp hacks in lol confirmed (gp said "wow you had a 1min lower tp cooldown than me") PlanetRekt: kat PlanetRekt: what PlanetRekt: r u PlanetRekt: doing (kat suicided) PlanetRekt: wow ivern so gud PlanetRekt: i didnt get 2 kills bot PlanetRekt: i did tho PlanetRekt: no PlanetRekt: check my score PlanetRekt: i said i got 2 kills bot (gp was saying i was feeding my ass off) PlanetRekt: WHAT PlanetRekt: LAG PlanetRekt: riven PlanetRekt: ur so lucky i lag horrible internet PlanetRekt: i placed the ward like 2 seconds ago and my w just like nope PlanetRekt: ........ (lee sin ward hopping fail PlanetRekt: gp do u even ult (he held on to his ult whole fight) PlanetRekt: dafuq was that PlanetRekt: lmao PlanetRekt: lmao PlanetRekt: rip red PlanetRekt: gj PlanetRekt: stfu PlanetRekt: does it look like i can do anything 3v1 (went to pick adc off, 3 people around full chasing team) PlanetRekt: if u wanna die PlanetRekt: do it useself PlanetRekt: urself PlanetRekt: i don't want to be part of it PlanetRekt: idk PlanetRekt: killing the adc PlanetRekt: YES PlanetRekt: I KILLED JHIN PlanetRekt: DIDNT U NOTICE PlanetRekt: adc>everyone (dived adc, team blamed me for not teamfighting) PlanetRekt: not my problem they're fed PlanetRekt: gj PlanetRekt: damn PlanetRekt: that damage PlanetRekt: WTF PlanetRekt: I DIDNT PRESS Q AND IT STILL TPS ME (lag) PlanetRekt: y PlanetRekt: damn PlanetRekt: LMAO PlanetRekt: pleaase? PlanetRekt: guys PlanetRekt: pls PlanetRekt: we cant win PlanetRekt: idc PlanetRekt: please PlanetRekt: i dont care PlanetRekt: what plays PlanetRekt: wow u put e on yourself PlanetRekt: you're so mechanically good with ivern PlanetRekt: i mean its not like u have no clue what the fuck you're doing PlanetRekt: thats riven not u PlanetRekt: nice try PlanetRekt: pelase end PlanetRekt: these %%%s wont ff PlanetRekt: nope (ok i said some nasty shit but honestly i was tilted as hell cuz of this ivern targetting me)
Game 2 (don't remember this game as well, was before Game 1) PlanetRekt: shit PlanetRekt: didnt notice game started PlanetRekt: its k PlanetRekt: pls leave PlanetRekt: u make me nervous PlanetRekt: i dont need a leash (im shaco, poppy and other botlaner were trolling (mid or feed, jg or feed, and they were saying they wanted syndra and hecarim, thought poppy was trying to steal my red) PlanetRekt: ffs PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: ok PlanetRekt: gj PlanetRekt: y PlanetRekt: dafuq PlanetRekt: box? PlanetRekt: rammus kill urself (he had like no health, i was literally telling him to kill himself on my box or a camp) PlanetRekt: no PlanetRekt: my game bugged (whenever alot of pixels move my game freezes for a little) PlanetRekt: dumbass PlanetRekt: do i look like im doing bad (just getting called out) PlanetRekt: lmao PlanetRekt: gh botlane PlanetRekt: wow PlanetRekt: my team is tilting me lol PlanetRekt: saw that when u love PlanetRekt: say that when u lose* PlanetRekt: ez PlanetRekt: ez PlanetRekt: get fuked kids PlanetRekt: rammus u just got outplayed so hard (killed rammus) PlanetRekt: lmao PlanetRekt: pregame lobby: jg or i feed, mid or i feed PlanetRekt: trynd PlanetRekt: get tower (idk what he was doing) PlanetRekt: ffs PlanetRekt: dive PlanetRekt: ez PlanetRekt: kid u just got fucked again PlanetRekt: yeah but see PlanetRekt: im shaco PlanetRekt: it doesnt matter if i die PlanetRekt: cuz im still op PlanetRekt: unlike u %%%s PlanetRekt: honestly our botlane fed so PlanetRekt: i dont see ur point PlanetRekt: gj braum and rammus PlanetRekt: u fucked up twice PlanetRekt: rammus nice jungle PlanetRekt: gjgjgj PlanetRekt: so fed lol PlanetRekt: i mean honestly im not surprised PlanetRekt: our bot lane went like 3-9 PlanetRekt: no PlanetRekt: u were 3-4 (riven botlane i think adcing) PlanetRekt: lmao this team PlanetRekt: could i help? PlanetRekt: no PlanetRekt: k PlanetRekt: report botlane PlanetRekt: ty
Game 3 PlanetRekt: shaco jg or support PlanetRekt: is shaco sup? PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: fml PlanetRekt: i hate when i think a shacos jg but hes support PlanetRekt: illaoi........... PlanetRekt: what the fuck? PlanetRekt: how lol PlanetRekt: how? PlanetRekt: teach me PlanetRekt: im a diana main now (diana did fancy plays) PlanetRekt: dont all in darius ever PlanetRekt: UGH PlanetRekt: FFS KAT PlanetRekt: i told u (kat all ined darius) PlanetRekt: come PlanetRekt: no u dont PlanetRekt: 2 slow girl PlanetRekt: get some boots (i ran away with shaco jeez) PlanetRekt: wouldnt mind u killing kat PlanetRekt: ffs PlanetRekt: stop feeding PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: ur reported PlanetRekt: u guys tilt me so hard PlanetRekt: illaoi PlanetRekt: ur 0-3 PlanetRekt: u cant be 0-3 PlanetRekt: 0-2 i understand PlanetRekt: but when ur 0-2 PlanetRekt: u gotta realize ur doing something wrong PlanetRekt: ex fighting PlanetRekt: tilted PlanetRekt: officially tilted PlanetRekt: so bad PlanetRekt: cant u go ruin someone else's life PlanetRekt: kat PlanetRekt: fucking boosted ape PlanetRekt: hope u die PlanetRekt: g PlanetRekt: j PlanetRekt: y do i get shit ass teams PlanetRekt: kat is the worst player in general PlanetRekt: kat PlanetRekt: u know why im 0-2 PlanetRekt: cuz of ur lane opponent PlanetRekt: nobody else can carry lol PlanetRekt: u do PlanetRekt: its diana PlanetRekt: r u actually that stupid PlanetRekt: shes counterjgling cuz she accidently took smite PlanetRekt: idk PlanetRekt: maybe cuz shaco and diana are both counterjungling PlanetRekt: while my kats doing nothing at all PlanetRekt: lmao 0-5 PlanetRekt: maybe PlanetRekt: just maybe PlanetRekt: hm PlanetRekt: why havent i ganked PlanetRekt: maybe cuz i died alot in my jg PlanetRekt: while diana steals every fucking buff PlanetRekt: and kat has to tell me "i have no lane opponent (ok kat was being extremely retarded cuz diana was mid and she took smite so apparently "open mid" while shaco and diana both invade and i cant farm anything) PlanetRekt: because u guys have open mid apparently PlanetRekt: sure PlanetRekt: but dianas so fed PlanetRekt: and kat has no lane opponent apparently PlanetRekt: hey kat PlanetRekt: and she can ks well aswell apparently (she literally walked up and e and stole a kill) PlanetRekt: well PlanetRekt: honestly PlanetRekt: im not surprised PlanetRekt: how is that support jung PlanetRekt: liss is sup PlanetRekt: dianas mid PlanetRekt: sure PlanetRekt: and also darius im not ur counter PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: for some reason i forgot i didnt buy my lifesteal PlanetRekt: and also PlanetRekt: y did u come back PlanetRekt: uu get more bored being dead PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: xD PlanetRekt: o hell no PlanetRekt: im dead PlanetRekt: just saying PlanetRekt: TOWER WAS DEAD PlanetRekt: go PlanetRekt: ? PlanetRekt: how does that work PlanetRekt: dreams dinied PlanetRekt: honestly i was just hoping i got the right one (killed the right shaco) PlanetRekt: mine kat PlanetRekt: illaoi PlanetRekt: pls PlanetRekt: stop PlanetRekt: feeding PlanetRekt: you are 20% of this team and u have over 25% of the deaths PlanetRekt: mlg flash PlanetRekt: me PlanetRekt: LOL PlanetRekt: whew PlanetRekt: :D PlanetRekt: when u have atnt :( PlanetRekt: so bad PlanetRekt: 10.10 PlanetRekt: i can backdoor their whole base lol PlanetRekt: should i PlanetRekt: ik PlanetRekt: im lv7 PlanetRekt: shaco was here PlanetRekt: hehexd PlanetRekt: damn PlanetRekt: shouldve got him lol PlanetRekt: i forgot that i had item actives PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: its beatiful PlanetRekt: minions PlanetRekt: hehexd PlanetRekt: time 2 be a splitpush god PlanetRekt: this shaco PlanetRekt: he think he so cool PlanetRekt: shit PlanetRekt: ffs PlanetRekt: cant u guys like PlanetRekt: be usefull PlanetRekt: while 4 of them are on me (i was in their base and 4 of them were on me and my team was sitting in base, not even kkilling minions) PlanetRekt: holy fucking bad PlanetRekt: rip baron PlanetRekt: now to truly splitpush PlanetRekt: LOL PlanetRekt: nice baron buff PlanetRekt: dafuq PlanetRekt: is that shaco PlanetRekt: doing PlanetRekt: ^ PlanetRekt: push mid PlanetRekt: WHAT PlanetRekt: HELLO? PlanetRekt: ITEMS PlanetRekt: PLS PlanetRekt: so boosted PlanetRekt: u guys know how to win PlanetRekt: push mid PlanetRekt: rip PlanetRekt: lol PlanetRekt: report these feeders for feeding
and honestly i don't know how this puts me bottom 5%, maybe cuz i got unlucky with teammates just like i got unlucky with everything else in my life like getting opponents that report u and shit honestly low elo is tilting me
note: this probably sounds dickish, self conceited, selfish, and whatever else but honestly if you were watching these games you would know