I now remember why I didn't like ascension
Because just like every other single game mode that riot comes out with that are intended to be fun, (wow that was a lot) people tryhard the fuck out of them.
Now you may ask me 'Define tryhard, some people are just good or better then you does that make them tryhards?'
My answer is that tryhard does not only meaning trying really hard but having the attitude of a ranked game meaning they get mad and flame you when you make a mistake or do something stupid, they tell you that the game isn't about fun it's about winning and that you have to take every objective and stop chasing for kills.
Now you may say 'But all of these things are good idea'
This would be true, if it was a real game, but the point is that fun game modes are made to do stupid things and then laugh about it, that is supposed to be the attitude of it, try really stupid things that you don't think will work but have fun anyways.
Ascension has a ton of potential to be really fun and in fact when I played it on the pbe (you can't get into the pbe if you have gotten a chat restriction or ban of any sort) I had a blast, nobody flamed or anything and it was great we all chuckled and had a good time.
Now the lesson here is that next time you are in a fun game mode stop pretending it is a real game mode and relax your shoulders take a deep breath and say "Fuck it I'm going in 1v5"