Just ban me already
Twice in last 12 months I've been 10 game chat restricted and I just got severely triggered again.
I have a shitty matchup top vs an ignite rengar with a camping ww who's not afraid to flash if it will even just force me out of lane so I miss xp and cs. I still win lane thanks to outplay and amazing gank timing by lee sin jg. Unfortunately he was the only sane person on team besides me. Proof? We kill enemy mid inhib like 4x and get baron. I can splitpush bot and tp top - I tell team this and ask them to 4 man push top so I can tp if they get in trouble but otherwise pressure bot and either get free tower or pull 2 enemies (fed vayne and lux just to stop me one push) and give my team a 4v3 with my ability to back off and tp to make it 5v3. But instead we have teemo support, vel'koz mid, and klepto ez adc take turns deciding to facecheck bot jg or push mid for no reason. This lets enemy win fights top because I can't keep constant vision of vayne and lux bot with just 2 wards. By the time I can tp to a 5v3 engage top (because I"m bot and adc, sup, or mid is mid instead of top) they've already lost beyond ability to salvage. I even try just pushing as 5, but inevitably some adc or mid decides they gotta ditch team and buy and item - with no warning as we are about to push a tower. This stalls us out at best or just gets enemy fed and us killed. Yay for teamwork lol.
So I may have said a teammate was retarded or an idiot once or twice... again. Obviously this should have more severe consequences because I've done it before. And because it's me that adc, mid, and sup were toxic to FIRST; their toxicity is excused?... It's fine to call me useless or retarded for winning a lane where anyone else at this elo would hard feed because it's rengar with ignite who does 75% of my damage through 50 armor at level 1 with a single empowered q. Much less that ww will flash gank and camp for the majority of the first 20 minutes and rengar gets first blood. Clearly from this, I'm retarded useless trash like ezreal, vel'koz and teemo claim. Clearly for asking team to ward objectives and set up beforehand instead of facechecking into full enemy team 3v5, I'm a stupid toplaner. If I were good, I'd have already been with them and given up giant wave top, lost us a tower, and used my tp that I pinged was on cd 3x. Skip basing to spend gold or heal up from being 2 man jumped top 15 sec ago. But when I try this at other points of game... teemo or ezreal will go solo farm top instead of being at objective. Obviously they should be there - with no tp - and farm wave while forcing us to try to stall a fed vayne, lux and rengar (I didn't feed him 9 deaths for me - only like 3 in lane and 4 kills in lane - vs his 19 kills) while my support farms top before MAYBE rotating down. Obviously if I played better I could 4v5 stall them for support to farm and still give team a chance to contest dragon lol.
If only I hadn't bought 2+ damage items, so I could be more than just a stun bot mid/late game and actually force enemy to blow exhausts and cc on me instead of our carries. Or zone vayne so she and nami or lux spent most of every fight dealing with just me, then my team could have won. I guess I will just have to listen to ezreal since I threw the game by trying to push intelligently, use objectives, exploit my tp to give team advantages (instead of just using to help ME), and suck ezreal's dick like he told me to. Then enjoy a ban from League for being toxic to my humble and kind teammates who had to deal with such a boosted toplaner. Forgive me Riot, I honestly tried. I just don't deserve gold rank or to play the game at all when I can't even be nice or win a game with teammates like this in over half my games. So, just get it over with and ban me.
Sincerely, woodvsmurph
