"hurdur i got banned for being toxic wtf rito dis maeks no sense"

Hey, buddy, I have this absolutely, incredibly, unfathomably weird idea. Since you... got banned for being toxic... Like, perhaps, maybe... just maybe... try not being toxic? WOW, how mindblowing, isn't it?!

"b-b-b-but rito cant ban i spend 100 hunndred thousand millon dollarz" Okay...? Good for you? You weren't paying for an immunity to being banned. You were paying for RP. Which you agreed to pay mutually.

"b-b-b-but i plays this gaem for 20 hundrood ears" Okay...? Good for you? If you were playing this game for that long, I'd have expected you'd follow this game's rules. But perhaps that was asking too much.

"b-b-b-but dey is mute booton y do ppl no use moot buttun" Okay…? Good for you? The mute button isn't an excuse to act like a dick to other people. You're expected to behave yourself. If you can't do that, don't play League. The mute button is literally the last resort where you're being such an ass they have no other option than to metaphorically duct tape your mouth shut. If you're bad enough they have to mute you in the first place, you're a problem.

(Added on courtesy of dynikus) "wtf i was only defnding miself they wer way wors than i was rito this not fare" Okay…? Good for you? Yes, that's totally how logic works. Other people being an asshole magically makes you less assholish. Just like how shoplifting is okay because DUI is a thing. Yep, mhm. Nice.

(Added on courtesy of PartyPanda12) "lel u kidds ned to grow up and n0t be litle babys be an adutl lyke me and curse poeple uot in a vydeo gaem." Okay...? Good for you? Today I learned being an adult entails acting like an asshole to other people and thinking that's okay. Hmmm. Count me out. Next stop, Neverland.

"b-b-b-but imma sue rito if dey don't gimme my account back wtffff dey stole my account and rp and money and skins i want refund imma do cahhsbaskc" Okay...? Good for you? Tell me how it goes. Don't forget to tell us how much money you spent on the lawyer and how long it took for you to get laughed out of court. And how much money you have to pay as recompensation for frivolous litigation penalty dues. Oh, by the way. You don't own anything. Not the account. Not the champions. Not the RP. Not the skins. Not one single thing. You are merely renting the privilege of using said account with said fancy embellishments while you follow the rules and terms. Don't like it? Then why do you click "Agree" to the ToS that pops up after every patch? Or did you just intentionally agree with an intention of deceit? No matter, it doesn't matter either way. You're still bound to it.

"wtf is tos wtf i didnt reed i didnd kno so it doesn't aplooy to me" Okay...? Good for you? That excuse doesn't work past like... what, kindergarten? "I didn't know the rules, therefore I can't be punished?" Uh, yeah, that's not how it works. But I understand reading seems to be hard for you. Here, out of the kindness of my heart, follow this link. It may help. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=learning+basic+english+reading+comprehension

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