Flamed for picking Teemo into Xin Xao

Funkin Dunkin··18 votes·1,953 views

Are you serious? I had not one, but TWO players flame the hell out of me for picking Teemo into Xin. It was dead ass obvious Xin was top and Teemo counters the living shit out of him. On top of that, they had a vayne AD so I would have been invaluable late game. I swear, gold is just polished bronze sometimes....

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Jo0o19 votes

To be fair, Teemo is just super unpopular to have on one's team these days in general. Lane counters aside, having a Teemo on your team, to many, means that you'll be teamfighting 4v5 a lot.

But that's just my cursory explanation. I don't believe in flaming people for their champ picks, especially when in your case it was absolutely calculated and probably beneficial.

Funkin Dunkin4 votes

It just amazes me how people don't want to utilize other people to their fullest and go on tilt just from a champion select. It really shows just how deplorable how the core of many of league gamer's really is. It's sad really.

Jo0o6 votes

Oh most definitely.

I debated an individual the other day in a thread I made about potentially blocking folks from banning their teammates' pick intentions, and he was quite adamant that he reserved the right to ban off-meta picks. That just seems contrary to the spirit of the game to me.

I mean, none of us want to see Attack Speed Janna jg, but that's an exception. Simply Teemo Top is fine, if not necessarily meta-shattering at this moment.

Funkin Dunkin2 votes

I don't show any of my off meta picks because of trolls like that. I just tell them if I'm going AD/AP or tank. I have had nearly a 60% win rate for the last 3 years with Skarner top. I intend on keeping it that way.

ChaosThief2 votes

I would love to play a game where every player picks an off meta build, not just an off meta champion. Certain builds like AP Warwick can be absolutely terrifying late game, and when played right, but it's not exactly easy to play it right.

Things like teemo top would usually be a good sign to me. If they aren't picking a meta champion, it means either they want to have fun (which is fine by me) or they have experience with said champion (even better.)

Troll for Trump6 votes

If you pick Teemo (and usually this applies to most offmeta picks) 4 people have to play around you. If you pick something normal, they don't really need to play around you. If you pick Teemo, you don't really have to play around them.

Teemo is a pretty selfish pick, because it forces you to play around him by never grouping, because of how poor his teamfight is. Most likely, the four other champs on your team are meant for teamfighting, so, by picking Teemo, you're being dead weight, even if it is a lane counter.

Funkin Dunkin2 votes

Then people aren't playing Teemo properly imo. I don't play Teemo often in ranked but when I do I have large success with him mainly due to because how I stick with the team. I'm usually shrooming high risk areas and holding on to at least 1 for a team fight because when the insanity ensues, and it will, 1 well placed Teemo shroom will chunk 3~5 of their players in the middle of a fight. If we're going for an inhibitor, I have my escape routes littered with shrooms. If we're doing dragon or baron, I litter the area where the enemy will either come in, or try to run into. The people who play these 1 dimensional on hit Teemo's are the reason why he has such a bad rap.

OP Garen Support2 votes

Teemo is useful when played with a brain the problem is that the teammates have the brain of a chicken and even force team fights when they are behind kills meanwhile you secured the 4th enemy turret. Forcing enemy carries to recall, because they stepped on a mushroom makes it possible to take Baron/Dragon due to number advantage. When splitpushing Teemo usually can 1 vs 1 anyone so the enemy needs at least 2 people to catch him. Teemo is a "selfish pick" like any other damage champ on top/jungle/supp . Other top Laners that are useless in most cases :Gangplank Tryndamere Riven Mordekaiser (except when they are good and fed so dann hard they roll over the enemy instead of walking).

Funkin Dunkin3 votes

I would personally want a Teemo over a GP, literally that champ does nothing but run away.

OP Garen Support1 votes

The most important thing people forget that Teemo tilts the enemy out of the orbit. Enemy tilted = more chance for your team to win the game

Have Little Devil Teemo with mouse that has 2 additional button for spamming mastery and laugh.

Any form of Singed Nunu bot and Teemo annoys the enemy so much that they flame more then they play.

ChaosThief4 votes

Honestly, I don't think people realize that Teemo pushing top means someone, or some people, will have to stop him from taking objectives. In other words, it becomes a 4v3 or even 4v2 while Teemo is pushing top because a single person might not be enough for the pesky little yordle.

People vastly underestimate non-teamfight oriented strategies and often flame or worse if you don't follow this mentality. Some champions are just not designed for teamfighting, not as much as others, but they still can make a massive impact in the game.

Funkin Dunkin2 votes

True, how often do we see Tryndamere or MasterYi that? Quite a bit

Synnx71 votes

League became an one shot fest right now. And now a champ like Cancerina can literally 1 vs 4/5 if they're below 50% health. God forbid the late game. Full CDR and mushrooms all over the place and spam /lol

This Is Your Dad13 votes

I would flame you for owning teemo in general.

Legacy Hydralpha6 votes

Name checks out.

Velzard of Koz2 votes

Nickname Exorcist was already taken I assume

Critmaster Garen10 votes

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picking Teemo into Xin.

you monster!

Friendly Ram3 votes

ad fuckmo or ap teemo?

Funkin Dunkin1 votes

I play Teemo as AP assassin unless the enemy team starts building up a lot of MR. Usually item 3146 item 3100 item 3285 and I'm 3 shotting most APs and all ADs.

Officially2 votes

I don't like playing with Teemo's because he is so reliant on winning lane. If Teemo loses lane, he becomes absolutely useless until 35min+ when his shrooms start doing late game damage. Until then, there's not much you can do since Teemo provides no utility. I'd so much rather have an 0/5/0 Galio over an 0/5/0 Teemo.

Hocker1 votes

no utility? that blind though

SparksFFF2 votes

Teemo Teemo HAIL SATAN! Teemo Teemo

also i dont give a fuck about the meta the meta isnt everything there is a build on mobia fire right now that insnt meta but when i use it people dont say jack shit.why? its a challenger guide to kogmaw made by vapora. fuck it all every single meta thing out there was originally unmeta until someone made it meta.

Marshbouy1 votes

you crazy motherfucker!

SweetHeartLovers1 votes

Teemo is op Teemo

One Ashe On1 votes

Flaming by itself is bad and should not a be a thing but i kinda understand the issue. Xin Zhao is maybe autoattack reliant, but unlike teemo, he can build tanky and still remain a threat and useful. Teemo on other hand have 2 option: AP, or On-Hit. If teemo don't build up anything to do damage he is literally useless.. Xin can still do good damage regardless. AP you end pretty squishy and magic resist counter you pretty much, and on-hit, you need to remain in AA range and sometime it mean death if they have strong crowd control and engage on you. And like someone stated, having Teemo is a burden nowaday because most of the time, it end being a 4vs5 for the Teemo team because they barely ever move from their lane...

General Esdeath 1 votes

Because there's a lot of players who buy a boost to gold for rewards and then try to play anyway. Feelsbadman.

Funkin Dunkin1 votes

That's a thing?

General Esdeath 1 votes

You didn't know about elo boosting?

Funkin Dunkin1 votes

No, I didn't. But I've been firmly against ELO all together anyway. It's a bad system that keeps people away from their true rank

General Esdeath 1 votes

It's a good system but not in a 5v5 team based game. It's great for 1v1's but not this.

Jerry SeinfeId1 votes

That's what you get for playing teemo. noone fucking likes you, makes it that much more fun to use the lvl 7 emote.

I mean i don't play in gold but i think it's the fact that it's where more people who play FOTM champs are. Most people will then know teemo isn't that good metawise AND aren't willing to play with something offmeta.

though idk why they're crying lmao Xin is just as thrash. Like teemo vs xin is rlly whoever of the 2 gets fed destroys everyone, the other one's just useless but atleast teemo can switch over to tank/slow build.

Atanchan1 votes

Xin actually has some pretty decent CC on his kit, so full tank Xin isn't awful either.

Jerry SeinfeId1 votes

i mean i'd honestly just go triforce + botrk + tank. i don't see why he'd need even more damage. maybe get death's dance in there too.

being versatile is kinda all teemo still has going for him.

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