Whats your Custom Taunt/Opening Line?

I have been curious what sorts of custom taunts/opening lines people come up with for thier champs. I mean if you could create a custom taunt for your champions, what would it be? I have a few I use but want to know what others do.

For example: Vel'koz (on ult): "Here comes mah BACON-RAY!". and "I'm Firin Mah LAZAH" Bard: " They're always after me Lucky Chimes. They're Magically Suspicious!" Demon Vi: Vi just drank a Redbull, Cuz she's got Wiiiiings!"

what is your custom opening line? your custom taunt?