Kennen's origin story

On day upon the Rift, a battle was happening in mid lane between an opressive and a defensive .

: Man, this is really aggressive. Can I get a gank ?

: Sure, but don't make fun of my dress again. I was hungry and found an old lady for lunch. Plus, it matches my eyes.

: ...okay. Just gank soon please.

So not soon after comes in and ults , but during the middle of his ult their eyes meet. Everything goes quiet for the two all of a sudden except for a little R.Kelly playing iin the background (My mind's telling me no... but my body...my body's telling me yess....)

: OMG.

: What is it? What's that horrible noise?

has diconnected.

And that is how was made.